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Chapter 2

     The Story The Authors
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"It's Fat Albert!", they all said in unison. Fat Alberta
"My name is Fluffy." said the elephant who had been watching them from the garden while he was relieving himself. In one fluid motion the surprisingly graceful pachyderm stepped on the cyborg squirrel, squashing him flat, grabbed the locket and leaped over the garden wall. He ran around the side of the house and into the front door where he found Bitzy putting the finishing touches on Vashondra's newly died hair. "I've got the locket!" Fluffy said, holding up his prize. Vashondra and Bitzy squealed with excitement. Then they jumped onto Fluffy's back and they all went to find Candace and Tiki. cuddles
"Well wouldja looka dat," said Grandma Pearl. "Mah nightmayuhs acommin' true! If dat elehphunt is real....din..." Grandma Pearl paused, then gasped. "OH GAWD ALMIGHTEH! Dy-Anneh Ross and huh gang of big hayed floozehs has got mah locket! And dat no-good dawtah Candace is wid dem. Damn two-bit husseh." Grandma Pearl threw her hands in the air in frustration. "What's the matter, Granny?" asked Ann. "Well honeh, da big spirit in da sky done dealt meh a nasteh hand. Iz got one lezbeen dawtah Pauline, and da uthone, Candy, is pure trash. Didja know she missed huh own weddin' last Satday? Ooo-wee! Ah need mah jug and ah need it bayud. Iz got to get to da cryin' land agin!" "There, there, Granny, " said Mary. "I've got some money now, so let's go buy us a car and find that lardo and his friends!" Annie nodded in agreement. Grandma Pearl said, "Alrighteh din, les' go. We bes' pass by a liquh store on da way foh supplies. Mah ankles are startin' to act up." So the three set off to find a used car dealer. mary fleming
"Lookie der, Grandma Pearl pointed at the street, "Jehovah's done blessed me fer for a puttin' me to da trials of Job." "Mah chariot is awatin' Thank you Jesus." Annie saw what Grandma was so exited about, City Carrier 7124, Ricardo Evangelista a servant of the USPS had left his keys in his LLV as he delivered a foreign registered parcel to the house next door. Before Annie and Mary could stop her Granny had alighted into the drivers seat and started the engine. It was all they could do to hop through the cargo door. As Granny Pearl careened around the corner she hit the yellow median striplines. "Whatsa matter momma, carn't you drive?" "Dis sum upside down truck, da steering wheel in da wrong part, Satan done got me twixt." As Grandma plowed into the curb, in front of the Alcoholic Beverage Dispensary, Kim Nguyen posted a handwritten "Closed-Sorry Sold Out" sign on the door as he locked it. Mary noticed huge piles of hayish excritement throughout the parking lot ycntwebfrendz
. But at that very moment, a horrible big monster jumped out of Jesus' house. It was a big gay Al!, noone had ever seen one of these (in front of them) and was a very erotic experience for Bob. Bob decided that having tea with Bob would be a pleasurable experience for himself. Except when he gets little bits of tea stuck in is teeth. SCHNICKO
'#@!&* you homosexual' said big gay al. "i am not gay" "youre a #@!&*ing poof" said bob in disgust. "now give me my tea" "ok certainly Sir." big gay al
this is stupid and i dont tolerate profanity get a real site you jerks you guys suck
Suddenly, the parking lot cracked and buckled. A huge crack formed, and Big Al, Bob, and their paragraphs tumbled into it and into obscurity. Then, just as suddenly, the fissure sealed itself leaving everything else intact as if nothing had happened. peace


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