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Chapter 3

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she knew a secret that no one else knew. She wanted it to stay a secret and that is why she lied about Vashondra only being a sidekick. She was more than just a sidekick, much more. But only Dianne knew the truth and she was not about to let it out. "Well, sidekicks are important too!" Vashondra said, stomping her foot in response to Dianne's last comment. "Yes, she might as well be part of the family now." said Janice. Dianne bit her lip. "So getting back to our problem," Kristi continued, "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the boys have been taken care of, already. But look, they've left their time machine here." Janice pointed out. So the women decided to go back in time and put all the superfluous characters into the time machine and send them back to the cretaceous period where they would disappear with dinosaurs. So Janice, Vashondra, Kristi and the angel Dianne climbed into the time machine and went back to 1998. They swept through all the story settings and gathered up all the characters they didn't like and sent them back in time about 60 million years. Then, they ran into themselves and that's when they realized they now had no way of returning to the future. The present Janice looked at the future Janice and didn't like what she saw. "What kind of megalomaniac have you become?" Janice asked herself. Sandy

Vash was thrilled to find Bitzy again.She was still lying on the bathroom floor of the sevice station in a drunken heep. She screamed " Bitzy, I thought I'd never see you again," and ran over and picked her up in her arms. Bitzy mumbled something and Vash screamed with delight to see she was still drunk and not dead." Come on girl, we are blowing this taco stand and going home" Vash said. "Home"? Bitzy slurred. " Yes girl, home."Vash replied digging in her hair for something. " It's a long story and it's a good thing you have been passed out for most of it" she said. Vash did not have the heart to tell her only and bestest friend that the others wanted to kill Bitzy and possibly herself as well. She looked outside and the others where all standing around looking at themselves, past and present. Janice was arguing with herself and Vash was uncertian of where that would lead. Time was short they had to bail on this past and present thing happening before things got too out of control. " I really should invest in a smart little clutch to put my stuff in" Vash mumbled to herself as she searched through her hair for the car keys. Her fingers found a small bottle she yanked it out to look at it. It was the small bottle of, Wake me up before you go go elixer, just what Bitzy needed. " Sweety...sweety, drink this Bitzy you'll feel much better," Vash said placeing the bottle to her friends lips. Bitzy drank it like a nurseing calf and then burpped. " You go girl" Vash said as Bitzy started to squirm and flop around on the ground. Bityz bounced around on the floor like a fish out of water. Vash searched feverishly in her hair pulled out a comb and a can of industrial strenght Aquanet, " I'll need these by the time I'm done" she said. Then the cold metalic feel of keys touched her fingers. Pulling them out she yelled " yes"!. The scream snapped Bitzy out of her fish flailing spazims. " What the hell is going on " she snapped. " Girl, you are such the bitch when you wake up", Vash replied. "There is no time to explain Bitzy we gots to go" Vash said. " Go where? We just got here" Bitzy said confused. " Just get over here and help me do my hair so we can go'! Vash said. Bitzy got up on her shaky knees and walked like John Wayne over to Vash. " You should really get a purse or something Girl" Bitzy said picking up the hairsparay and comb. " Just do your thing and lets get out of hear", Vash replied imatiently. Bitzy worked her magic. Fingers pulling and poking and combing and spraying. She was done in a flash and Vash took the can and comb and neatly placed them back into her hair."Let's go girl", Vash said and with that pressed a button on her car alarm unit on her keyring. The dayglo Mustang roared to life and with tires screeching and spitting gravel raced up to the bathroom door and stopped. Vash and Bitzy ran out and jumped into the car. " You guys stayin or comming with us" Bitzy yelled to the others. Sean

The Story	The Authors
she knew a secret that no one else knew. She wanted it to stay a secret and that is why she lied about Vashondra only being a sidekick. She was more than just a sidekick, much more. But only Dianne knew the truth and she was not about to let it out. "Well, sidekicks are important too!" Vashondra said, stomping her foot in response to Dianne's last comment. "Yes, she might as well be part of the family now." said Janice. Dianne bit her lip. "So getting back to our problem," Kristi continued, "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the boys have been taken care of, already. But look, they've left their time machine here." Janice pointed out. So the women decided to go back in time and put all the superfluous characters into the time machine and send them back to the cretaceous period where they would disappear with dinosaurs. So Janice, Vashondra, Kristi and the angel Dianne climbed into the time machine and went back to 1998. They swept through all the story settings and gathered up all the characters they didn't like and sent them back in time about 60 million years. Then, they ran into themselves and that's when they realized they now had no way of returning to the future. The present Janice looked at the future Janice and didn't like what she saw. "What kind of megalomaniac have you become?" Janice asked herself.	Sandy
Vash was thrilled to find Bitzy again.She was still lying on the bathroom floor of the sevice station in a drunken heep. She screamed " Bitzy, I thought I'd never see you again," and ran over and picked her up in her arms. Bitzy mumbled something and Vash screamed with delight to see she was still drunk and not dead." Come on girl, we are blowing this taco stand and going home" Vash said. "Home"? Bitzy slurred. " Yes girl, home."Vash replied digging in her hair for something. " It's a long story and it's a good thing you have been passed out for most of it" she said. Vash did not have the heart to tell her only and bestest friend that the others wanted to kill Bitzy and possibly herself as well. She looked outside and the others where all standing around looking at themselves, past and present. Janice was arguing with herself and Vash was uncertian of where that would lead. Time was short they had to bail on this past and present thing happening before things got too out of control. " I really should invest in a smart little clutch to put my stuff in" Vash mumbled to herself as she searched through her hair for the car keys. Her fingers found a small bottle she yanked it out to look at it. It was the small bottle of, Wake me up before you go go elixer, just what Bitzy needed. " Sweety...sweety, drink this Bitzy you'll feel much better," Vash said placeing the bottle to her friends lips. Bitzy drank it like a nurseing calf and then burpped. " You go girl" Vash said as Bitzy started to squirm and flop around on the ground. Bityz bounced around on the floor like a fish out of water. Vash searched feverishly in her hair pulled out a comb and a can of industrial strenght Aquanet, " I'll need these by the time I'm done" she said. Then the cold metalic feel of keys touched her fingers. Pulling them out she yelled " yes"!. The scream snapped Bitzy out of her fish flailing spazims. " What the hell is going on " she snapped. " Girl, you are such the bitch when you wake up", Vash replied. "There is no time to explain Bitzy we gots to go" Vash said. " Go where? We just got here" Bitzy said confused. " Just get over here and help me do my hair so we can go'! Vash said. Bitzy got up on her shaky knees and walked like John Wayne over to Vash. " You should really get a purse or something Girl" Bitzy said picking up the hairsparay and comb. " Just do your thing and lets get out of hear", Vash replied imatiently. Bitzy worked her magic. Fingers pulling and poking and combing and spraying. She was done in a flash and Vash took the can and comb and neatly placed them back into her hair."Let's go girl", Vash said and with that pressed a button on her car alarm unit on her keyring. The dayglo Mustang roared to life and with tires screeching and spitting gravel raced up to the bathroom door and stopped. Vash and Bitzy ran out and jumped into the car. " You guys stayin or comming with us" Bitzy yelled to the others.	Sean

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