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Chapter 1

The Story The Authors

"Tsk, what a mess!" said Vashondra du Luncheonette with her hands on her hips. "And it stinks, too!" She reached into her 3 foot high strawberry blonde beehive and pulled out a scrub brush, a pair of bright yellow latex gloves and a bottle of 409. Back inside the Airstream, Bitzy was mixing cocktails. "So who is Joeljeremy?" Bitzy called to Vashondra. "There is no such character as Joeljeremy. Joel is the 9 year old super genius son with telekinetic powers and no common sense and Jeremy is the one and only long lost husband of Janice." Vashondra explained as she scooped up all the exploded bits of people, ghost and angel. "Bitzy, bring me that cocktail shaker!" Vashondra took the cocktail shaker from Bitzy and scooped the exploded bits into it. She added some Jose Cuervo, a squeeze of lemon and a dash of salt. She shook it for 3 minutes and then poured the whole thing into a puddle in front of her. The puddle began to bubble and foam and expand. Soon, four human forms took shape and two misty clouds floated above them. Bitzy recognized the humans as Joel, Janice, Jeremy, and Kristi and floating above them was the angel Dianne and the ghost Terence. "You people are the most powerful immortals I've ever met." Vashondra declared. "That's right. You can't keep us in a dead DIMENSION for long, honey." Janice said, snapping her fingers. Sandy R

Suddenly the earth started shaking under Janice, Joel, Jeremy, and Kristi's feet. "Aaaaaah!" they yelled in terror as it kept shaking. They climbed a mountain to get away from the falling buildings and fires everywhere. Vashondra and Bitzy climbed after them. A smaller mountain erupted (it was a volcano) and the lava mixed with fire rose six feet. The ground kept shaking. A nearby river flooded and made the terrors rise six more feet. The ground kept shaking. A huge mass of mosquitos, bees, wasps, hornets, and other pests flew towards everybody including the drowning and burning people below, until Vashondra pulled a can of pesticide out of her 3 feet tall beehive hair do and sprayed everything. The bug bodies formed a floating pile of yuk six feet tall on top of everything. The ground kept shaking. Then lots of rain fell and made the water six feet higher. THe ground kept shaking. Then hail and snow fell, piling six feet high on top of the bugs. The ground kept shaking. Luckily, the mountain they had all climbed was 33 feet high so Joel, Jeremy, Janice, Kristi, Vashondra, Bitz, Terrence's ghost, and Dianne's angel were safe until... I'm not mentioning my name but it appears in the list of authors a lot and it starts with C.

until the little pitiful characters turned to dust. NOT! They all fell and became bloody vamipires, but it was STILL daytime!!!!!!!!!!! So.... honey

Emily came by. She smiled. It was time for lunch. She decided on making a mouth-watering turkey sandwich. The door slammed. "Hi, Emily. Doll. It's me, Jonny." Emily's friend stepped into the kitchen. Emily's eye's flared. "Watch it, buster! You need to find out to you're talking to. It's not the old Emily anymore. Where's Jenny?" Emily shook her head, turning the pages of a cookbook. Jonny looked smug and went to get Jenny, Emily's daughter. All of a sudden, Jonny screamed. It was... Sandy R

It was GRAPEVINE!! THE MURDERER! He took Jenny, and ran out of the house. Emily shook her head, shrugging at the same time(how can she do that?) and Jonny glared at Emily. He followed Grapevine to an unusually sacred place. Jonny broke a twig. Grapevine twirled around. "Ah! Jonny! Your daughter, Jenny, has been sacrificed for the sake of living. So has your other sons and daughters, Brandon, Melvin, Jonathon, Kory, Anna, Brianna, and Stephanie. They are all coming back to you now." Grapevine explained. Jonny looked confused. His face broke out into a smile. "Jenny, Brandon! Melvin! Jonathon! Kory!Anna!Brianna!Stephie!" Jonny sobbed, burying his face into his hands. Anna stepped up. "Dad, when can we go home?" Anna whined. Jonny started to respond, but Grapevine's head snapped to attention. A shadowed figure stood in the distance.They could tell it was a man, no doubt. It was... Carolyn

The Story	The Authors
"Tsk, what a mess!" said Vashondra du Luncheonette with her hands on her hips. "And it stinks, too!" She reached into her 3 foot high strawberry blonde beehive and pulled out a scrub brush, a pair of bright yellow latex gloves and a bottle of 409. Back inside the Airstream, Bitzy was mixing cocktails. "So who is Joeljeremy?" Bitzy called to Vashondra. "There is no such character as Joeljeremy. Joel is the 9 year old super genius son with telekinetic powers and no common sense and Jeremy is the one and only long lost husband of Janice." Vashondra explained as she scooped up all the exploded bits of people, ghost and angel. "Bitzy, bring me that cocktail shaker!" Vashondra took the cocktail shaker from Bitzy and scooped the exploded bits into it. She added some Jose Cuervo, a squeeze of lemon and a dash of salt. She shook it for 3 minutes and then poured the whole thing into a puddle in front of her. The puddle began to bubble and foam and expand. Soon, four human forms took shape and two misty clouds floated above them. Bitzy recognized the humans as Joel, Janice, Jeremy, and Kristi and floating above them was the angel Dianne and the ghost Terence. "You people are the most powerful immortals I've ever met." Vashondra declared. "That's right. You can't keep us in a dead DIMENSION for long, honey." Janice said, snapping her fingers.	Sandy R
Suddenly the earth started shaking under Janice, Joel, Jeremy, and Kristi's feet. "Aaaaaah!" they yelled in terror as it kept shaking. They climbed a mountain to get away from the falling buildings and fires everywhere. Vashondra and Bitzy climbed after them. A smaller mountain erupted (it was a volcano) and the lava mixed with fire rose six feet. The ground kept shaking. A nearby river flooded and made the terrors rise six more feet. The ground kept shaking. A huge mass of mosquitos, bees, wasps, hornets, and other pests flew towards everybody including the drowning and burning people below, until Vashondra pulled a can of pesticide out of her 3 feet tall beehive hair do and sprayed everything. The bug bodies formed a floating pile of yuk six feet tall on top of everything. The ground kept shaking. Then lots of rain fell and made the water six feet higher. THe ground kept shaking. Then hail and snow fell, piling six feet high on top of the bugs. The ground kept shaking. Luckily, the mountain they had all climbed was 33 feet high so Joel, Jeremy, Janice, Kristi, Vashondra, Bitz, Terrence's ghost, and Dianne's angel were safe until...	I'm not mentioning my name but it appears in the list of authors a lot and it starts with C.
until the little pitiful characters turned to dust. NOT! They all fell and became bloody vamipires, but it was STILL daytime!!!!!!!!!!! So....	honey
Emily came by. She smiled. It was time for lunch. She decided on making a mouth-watering turkey sandwich. The door slammed. "Hi, Emily. Doll. It's me, Jonny." Emily's friend stepped into the kitchen. Emily's eye's flared. "Watch it, buster! You need to find out to you're talking to. It's not the old Emily anymore. Where's Jenny?" Emily shook her head, turning the pages of a cookbook. Jonny looked smug and went to get Jenny, Emily's daughter. All of a sudden, Jonny screamed. It was...	Sandy R
It was GRAPEVINE!! THE MURDERER! He took Jenny, and ran out of the house. Emily shook her head, shrugging at the same time(how can she do that?) and Jonny glared at Emily. He followed Grapevine to an unusually sacred place. Jonny broke a twig. Grapevine twirled around. "Ah! Jonny! Your daughter, Jenny, has been sacrificed for the sake of living. So has your other sons and daughters, Brandon, Melvin, Jonathon, Kory, Anna, Brianna, and Stephanie. They are all coming back to you now." Grapevine explained. Jonny looked confused. His face broke out into a smile. "Jenny, Brandon! Melvin! Jonathon! Kory!Anna!Brianna!Stephie!" Jonny sobbed, burying his face into his hands. Anna stepped up. "Dad, when can we go home?" Anna whined. Jonny started to respond, but Grapevine's head snapped to attention. A shadowed figure stood in the distance.They could tell it was a man, no doubt. It was...	Carolyn

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