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Chapter 1

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"I wanted to know if you will marry me?" As Patrick got down on his knees he handed Bitz the ring. Lula

"Sorry, honey," Bitz said, dusting off her hot pink vinyl mini-skirt. "I prefer to be a free woman!" "You go, girlfriend!" Vash laughed triumphantly. She grabbed Bitzy by the arm and they pranced away, leaving poor Patrick in the dust. none

Pactick clenched his fist. All of a sudden he turned into Satin! He was shrinking, and looking around for trouble. Suddenly, somebody pushed him. "Helo, we ah the Borrowars. Who ah you?" a puny little mongrel spoke. Suddenly, SPLAT! Satin and the "Borrower" were smushed. A woman turned around and posed. It was Tiffany. She was TOP model of the world. She smiled at Sluggsworth, the murder-and-ransom criminal (also known as the MAR). She walked toward him and healed his cut hand. She was really an evil little monster, horrible all the way. Suddenly, the door opened. It was Joshua Jackson, the boy who played Pacey in Dawson's Creek came in. "Tamara!" he exclaimed. She replied................... www.dawsons-creek.com

Pactick clenched his fist. All of a sudden he turned into Satin! He was shrinking, and looking around for trouble. Suddenly, somebody pushed him. "Helo, we ah the Borrowars. Who ah you?" a puny little mongrel spoke. Suddenly, SPLAT! Satin and the "Borrower" were smushed. A woman turned around and posed. It was Tiffany. She was TOP model of the world. She smiled at Sluggsworth, the murder-and-ransom criminal (also known as the MAR). She walked toward him and healed his cut hand. She was really an evil little monster, horrible all the way. Suddenly, the door opened. It was Joshua Jackson, the boy who played Pacey in Dawson's Creek came in. "Tamara!" he exclaimed. She replied................... www.dawsons-creek.com

"Oh, it's the stupid dude on Dawson's Creek that is confused, even when the solution to his problem is easy to find. What do you want, Josh?" "I'm having problems with Dawson and Joey. I was coming for some advice on what to do," he replied. "Go ahead tell me. I'm not promising I'll help though." "You see," he started.............. Ashlei

"I'm not Tamara, I'm Janice and you all are out of here." She snapped her fingers and they all disappeared. Then Janice ran to catch up with Vashondra and Bitzy and begged them to let her hang out with them. "I thought you didn't like us." Bitz said. "Well, I've had a change of heart. I need some excitement in my life." Janice explained. "Girl, I've read your story, how much more exitement do you need?" Vashondra said snapping her fingers. "Please," Janice begged. "Stop that begging! Have some pride!" Bitzy admonished. "Yes, and if you're going to hang with us, girl, you need a makeover!" Vashondra reached into her 3 foot high, strawberry blonde beehive hair do, pulled out her makeup bag and set to work while Bitzy searched threw her suitcase for a new outfit for Janice. Sandy

Just then Jeremy ran up. "You guys!" he panted. The women regarded him coolly. "Oh.." said Janice. "That's my, er..." She was about to work up the nerve to tell them that Jeremy, who looked not at all sexy at the moment, was her husband, when Joel and Kristi raced up. "Mommy! You forgot us!" they yelled. Then the ghost of Terrence drifted around the corner and Vash screamed and fainted. "WHAT do you flunkys think you are doing?" demanded Bitz. "Er..." said Janice, "WE were wondering if you would join us." "Join YOU?" scoffed Bitz. Just then Dianne, the angel, walked up. She had sensibly folded her wings onto her head and wrapped her hair in them so that it looked like she had a supercool beehive hair do. "Is she one of you?" gasped Bitz. "Yes," smiled Janice. "She's my daughter." So Bitz decided to Carolyn

Bitz decided to kill himself. Janice went to hell, and so did everybody else. Later on, back on JUPITer, mS. Cockadoo picked up the fresh octopoose from the oven. "AslkjakjasijkJKLAJFIAKujilajliejalkfjkLJALKJlkjakjIJALIKJlkjakjlajkanjkaj'ca." Ms. Cocadoo said that meant, "Everybody come and have dinner!" Sister Lee Bansonnette came and sat down at the table with Brother Jooooooooooohm. "Okay. I want the suger Janice cookies." Brother Joooooooooooooohm grabbed a peice of Janice and bit into her. "Ouch!" Janice screamed as the blood oozed and gushed from the Janice peice. I can save you the REAL blood and gore, though. Sister Bansonnette took a piece of Joeljeremy and ate the monster's two hands. Soon, the house was full of blood and gore. Only Dianne was left. She stepped forward angrily. "Hey! You can't do that to Janice! She's my friend Kristen's mom! You're m----" Dianne drowned in a pool of blood and gore. The alien family looked around sheepishly and burped. The door swung open. It was Mr. Cockadoo, and he looked angry. He said,: writer / actress

The Story	The Authors
"I wanted to know if you will marry me?" As Patrick got down on his knees he handed Bitz the ring.	Lula
"Sorry, honey," Bitz said, dusting off her hot pink vinyl mini-skirt. "I prefer to be a free woman!" "You go, girlfriend!" Vash laughed triumphantly. She grabbed Bitzy by the arm and they pranced away, leaving poor Patrick in the dust.	none
Pactick clenched his fist. All of a sudden he turned into Satin! He was shrinking, and looking around for trouble. Suddenly, somebody pushed him. "Helo, we ah the Borrowars. Who ah you?" a puny little mongrel spoke. Suddenly, SPLAT! Satin and the "Borrower" were smushed. A woman turned around and posed. It was Tiffany. She was TOP model of the world. She smiled at Sluggsworth, the murder-and-ransom criminal (also known as the MAR). She walked toward him and healed his cut hand. She was really an evil little monster, horrible all the way. Suddenly, the door opened. It was Joshua Jackson, the boy who played Pacey in Dawson's Creek came in. "Tamara!" he exclaimed. She replied...................	www.dawsons-creek.com
Pactick clenched his fist. All of a sudden he turned into Satin! He was shrinking, and looking around for trouble. Suddenly, somebody pushed him. "Helo, we ah the Borrowars. Who ah you?" a puny little mongrel spoke. Suddenly, SPLAT! Satin and the "Borrower" were smushed. A woman turned around and posed. It was Tiffany. She was TOP model of the world. She smiled at Sluggsworth, the murder-and-ransom criminal (also known as the MAR). She walked toward him and healed his cut hand. She was really an evil little monster, horrible all the way. Suddenly, the door opened. It was Joshua Jackson, the boy who played Pacey in Dawson's Creek came in. "Tamara!" he exclaimed. She replied...................	www.dawsons-creek.com
"Oh, it's the stupid dude on Dawson's Creek that is confused, even when the solution to his problem is easy to find. What do you want, Josh?" "I'm having problems with Dawson and Joey. I was coming for some advice on what to do," he replied. "Go ahead tell me. I'm not promising I'll help though." "You see," he started..............	Ashlei
"I'm not Tamara, I'm Janice and you all are out of here." She snapped her fingers and they all disappeared. Then Janice ran to catch up with Vashondra and Bitzy and begged them to let her hang out with them. "I thought you didn't like us." Bitz said. "Well, I've had a change of heart. I need some excitement in my life." Janice explained. "Girl, I've read your story, how much more exitement do you need?" Vashondra said snapping her fingers. "Please," Janice begged. "Stop that begging! Have some pride!" Bitzy admonished. "Yes, and if you're going to hang with us, girl, you need a makeover!" Vashondra reached into her 3 foot high, strawberry blonde beehive hair do, pulled out her makeup bag and set to work while Bitzy searched threw her suitcase for a new outfit for Janice.	Sandy
Just then Jeremy ran up. "You guys!" he panted. The women regarded him coolly. "Oh.." said Janice. "That's my, er..." She was about to work up the nerve to tell them that Jeremy, who looked not at all sexy at the moment, was her husband, when Joel and Kristi raced up. "Mommy! You forgot us!" they yelled. Then the ghost of Terrence drifted around the corner and Vash screamed and fainted. "WHAT do you flunkys think you are doing?" demanded Bitz. "Er..." said Janice, "WE were wondering if you would join us." "Join YOU?" scoffed Bitz. Just then Dianne, the angel, walked up. She had sensibly folded her wings onto her head and wrapped her hair in them so that it looked like she had a supercool beehive hair do. "Is she one of you?" gasped Bitz. "Yes," smiled Janice. "She's my daughter." So Bitz decided to	Carolyn
Bitz decided to kill himself. Janice went to hell, and so did everybody else. Later on, back on JUPITer, mS. Cockadoo picked up the fresh octopoose from the oven. "AslkjakjasijkJKLAJFIAKujilajliejalkfjkLJALKJlkjakjIJALIKJlkjakjlajkanjkaj'ca." Ms. Cocadoo said that meant, "Everybody come and have dinner!" Sister Lee Bansonnette came and sat down at the table with Brother Jooooooooooohm. "Okay. I want the suger Janice cookies." Brother Joooooooooooooohm grabbed a peice of Janice and bit into her. "Ouch!" Janice screamed as the blood oozed and gushed from the Janice peice. I can save you the REAL blood and gore, though. Sister Bansonnette took a piece of Joeljeremy and ate the monster's two hands. Soon, the house was full of blood and gore. Only Dianne was left. She stepped forward angrily. "Hey! You can't do that to Janice! She's my friend Kristen's mom! You're m----" Dianne drowned in a pool of blood and gore. The alien family looked around sheepishly and burped. The door swung open. It was Mr. Cockadoo, and he looked angry. He said,:	writer / actress

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