Chapter 5
| The Story | The Authors |
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| " I hate to have fighting!". Jeremy burst into hysterical tears. " I am so sorry. I just feel so.. so feminine! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! HELP HELP! HELP MY DEAD SOUL!". A voice unlike Jeremy's flew from his mouth. | |
| It was terrence's voice. Terrence's image flickered and died. "Where did he go?" asked Joel. "Oops..... heh heh, I lost the focus" said Dianne. But when the video of Terrence reappeared he was flaming and looked terrified and there were other people behind him. "OH....." said Kristi, "I guess hell does exist after all." Even Dianne looked shocked. "I should have just condemmed him to Purgatory for a while and seen if he changed his ways." "We've got to rescue him!!" said Janice. "But we would have to fight satan to to that!" gasped Dianne. "I don't care" said Janice "I want my son back! And Janice's voice made Dianne quake with fear because it was so furious. | |
| Joey clicked off the t.v. She collapsed on the bed with her best friend, Dawson. "That was the most stupid movie I've ever seen in my life." Joey commented. Dawson shook his head, smiling. He started laughing. He was looking at Joey. "What? What's so funny? Oh, Dawson!" she started laughing. Her bra was on the floor. Joey shifted uncomfortabley. Dawson stopped laughing. "What's wrong?" Dawson sounded concerned. Joey felt a sharp pain in her side. She looked around, but all she could see was Dawson and his room. She shook her head. Danielle, Dawson's younger sister, came running into the room. "Give Joey a kiss. I want to see a long kiss." Danielle demanded. Dawson gave pity eyes to Joey. Joey shrugged. Dawson took a deep breath and started toward her. Joey leaned forward. Their lips met, and their bottom lips started dancing. They were under the covers, so they started "dancing", too. Danielle giggled and ran out of the room, shutting the door behind her. Jen was peeking through the window, on the ladder. She stepped inside. She gasped. "Dawson! Joey! What are you doing?" Jen demanded. Dawson looked up. Joey turned away, then looked back at Jen. Dawson looked suprised. "Oh, you see, Danielle, God knows where she is, asked us what a kiss meant, and to show her a long one. And, well, we showed her." Dawson explained cautiosly. "And, you see, Jen, I think I'm in love with Joey already. I think I always was. I just didn't express it." Jen shook her head, furious. "I'm outta here if I'm not wanted with FRICKING Dawson." Jen climbed out the window. Joey ran her hands against Dawson's face. They started kissing again. Joey's baggy shirt slipped over her head. Dawson paused, and took off his shirt. They started kissing again. Dawson ran his hands over Joey's breasts, and Joey stuck her hands inside Dawson's jeans. Joey pulled her lips away from his. "I could go on forever." she whispered. Dawson ran his hands over her breasts again, and then ran his hands down her stomach. They kissed a bit more, and Joey reached for her shirt. Just then......... (besides all that Terrence, Janice, Dianne, Joeljeremy, and Kristin crap) | |
| Janice, Dianne, Joel, Jeremy, Kristi, and Patrick ran into the room. "You STUPIDS!" screamed Jeremy. "Did you honestly think we would stay out of the story?" laughed Patrick. "And your story is much much worse than ours," continued Kristi. Janice said nothing but pulled out a little remote control thing. She pressed a button and purple lightening zapped out of it and zapped Joey and Dawson who turned into weird aliens who looked like jellyfish and spoke alien language. "Jyuoredjebomhdycropjjoqvempuaizypqygomodjgotdp?" whined Joey. "Uainopvjkemovyofampybymmarrjepqusymododjareqodissodyfpagivljyr?" whined Dawson. "Ha ha," said Joel sarcastically, "that was very funny." "Well now lets get on with our mission," said Dianne but everyone was watching Joey and Dawson. "Ryzzogryvempgivlepzyedpryvemlodd," said Joey. "Pjepadtohjpryvemlodd," mused Dawson. Suddenly they drew themselves close to one another and tried to kiss eack other. Everyone laughed out loud and moved on. |
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