Bananas in Springtime

Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 5

     The Story The Authors
"kjhkasjdykwbk" Joey cried by his tone it was obvious something was wrong. One of his slithery entrails pointed to the distant hill above it rode horses and knights. Everyone stood up gazing at the sight, they were jarred back to reality when an arrow pierced through the sky and hit the ground next to them. They turned to flee. Janice whimpered " Why is this happening? why is this happening?" Janice repeated to her slef over and over, each time sounding more histerical. They scrambeled into the woods everyone going there seperate ways not knowing the danger they will face, not knowing just how dangerous. The elder told them they should stay together and all would be well- now there is no hope. The knights neared the meeting places well deserted by the kids. The leader smiled, he beckoned for his men to come near, on the ground lay the remote controll, he quickly clicked it and up came a hideous monster. It Slowy stretched to its true hight nearly as tall as the trees, Salvia dribbled from its mouth onto its reptillain skin. Scars traced its back all the way up, Its beady eyes narrowed on the leader and it just stared. "Go! find the children now away with you" the leader growled. The monster bellowed a reply that shock the earth and he slowly and steadily marched off into the woods, where the children lay. none
The great reptillian monster gobbled up the first things it came upon which were the jellyfishes formerly known as Joey and Dawson. Unfortunately for the big lizard Joey and Dawson had been transformed into extremely deadly Portuguese Man of War jellyfishes. The scaley goliath convulsed violently and then collapsed dead on the sand. "Aaw! 'Tain't worth it!" the leader spat and led his men away. When all was quiet, Janice, Jeremy, Patrick, Joel and Kristi gathered in a clearing in the woods. "Now, where were we?" Janice asked. "We were about to rescue Terence from satan's evil clutches." Joel reminded her. "Ah yes, but in order to do that we must Sandy R
The knight, since he was a weak and wimpy coward, quickly pressed another button on the romote control. Now, a bright shiney rainbow shot out of the ground and showered them with hundreds of skittles. But the remote control was an evil one, not like the good ones that littered the north end of the woods. As soon as the skittles came into contact with the armor of the knight the burned a hole, and kept on burning. Soon the knight bore a sticking resemblence to a bunch of swiss cheese. As the skittles stopped pouring the remaining knights, the ones who did not faint with the excrusiating pain they were feeling, decided to destroy the remote control once and for all. They all took their holey swords, holeyy from the skittles, and stuck the remote control. Andy
The knight, since he was a weak and wimpy coward, quickly pressed another button on the romote control. Now, a bright shiney rainbow shot out of the ground and showered them with hundreds of skittles. But the remote control was an evil one, not like the good ones that littered the north end of the woods. As soon as the skittles came into contact with the armor of the knight the burned a hole, and kept on burning. Soon the knight bore a sticking resemblence to a bunch of swiss cheese. As the skittles stopped pouring the remaining knights, the ones who did not faint with the excrusiating pain they were feeling, decided to destroy the remote control once and for all. They all took their holey swords, holeyy from the skittles, and stuck the remote control. Andy
But their holey swords proved useless against the indestructable evil remote control. All the poking the beleaguered knights had done only served to push more buttons. They were quickly beset with a dozen horrors. The very ground they stood on became a great pool of superglue and the knights were all stuck fast. Out of the woods appeared Carrot Top and they were forced to watch him perform. The knights writhed in agony. Then the Spice Girls appeared behind them and began to sing and dance around them. One knight screamed and pointed to the sky where on a giant movie screen Titanic was playing. The horrors continued. Acid rain burned their skin. Giant tornadoes hurled mobile homes at them. Earthquakes, swarms of scorpions, Howard Stern. One by one the knights fell dead in the superglue. It was hopeless, no one could save them now. Sandy R


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