Bananas in Springtime

Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 4

     The Story The Authors
Janice slapped Jeremy on the back of the head. "Honestly, you're my husband," she said. "You have no right to lie about our getting covered in tar, and don't try to use your darn stupid telekinetic powers to turn me into a turkey ghost because you don't have any!" "Geez, can't you let me take a few creative liberties?" whined Jeremy. "No," answered Kristi, "because it'll ruin the story. "What story?" asked the turkey ghost. "You see," explained Kristi, "some unknown, usually anonymous people on Earth, wherever it is, are writing a story of what's happening to us. If you daydream that I turn into a T.Rex, whell those people can't tell the difference between daydreams and reality so they write down that I really did turn into a T.Rex!" "I still don't get it!" whined Janice. "Well never mind then," snapped Kristi. "Let's go find out how to get to Earth. Carolyn
Okay, and Kristi and the rest of the gang lived happily ever after and lived in harmony. Now back to our story. Heather called Monica. 927-3222. Monica Rampone was her best friend, and her college roommate. "Wanna go shopping?" Heather said excitedly. Heather could her Monica pause for a few seconds. "After school. We have our speech day today, you know." Monica replied. They got packed and ready for school. The girls finished off their speech and got to school. Heather hurried into the auditorium. "Hi everybody. I'm Heather Hilary, and I'm introducing everybody for Speech Day." Heather announced through the microphone. She looked over to Monica. Monica shook her head. "I guess I'm going first." Heather said, surprised. She fished in her pocket for her speech. Heather read her speech. LATER ON THAT DAY......... While Monica was flirting with her boyfriend Zacc, Heather was expecting a call from her boyfriend Ryan. Ryan called and they arranged a date. MEGAN MADE RYAN CALL HER AND MADE RYAN A FrickING, Crappy, BRATTY, BITCH. IN OTHER WORDS, MEGAN STOLE RYAN AWAY FROM JULIA (HEATHER). They were over at Monica's house now. Ryan called Monica. Monica said he accused that she liked him and he planned a date with her. Heather got REALLY steamed at Monica. She started going out with Gregg though, but Monica asked Gregg to do little favors, and Gregg and Heather broke up. Heather started going out with Danny Jones, her acting partner. Julia (I really played this with Megan Rampone!)
Kristi picked up a handful of dust and threw into the ghost turkey's eyes. "Okay, enough with the ranting already!" she said. "Really, what the hell was that all about?" Janice said. "You know what?" Kristi said to the ghost turkey. "We would really love to live happily in harmony for the rest of our lives but that's just a pipe dream. If you have you have something to tell us about where we are and how we can get home, would you just please tell us!" Kristi was losing her patience. "Well, if you're going to be that way about it, you'll just have to figure it out for youselves, gobble gobble!" said the turkey ghost. Before any one could stop it, it dematerialized. "Oh that's just perfect, Kristi!" Janice said. "It's not my fault!" Kristi whined. "Wait! I have an idea!" said Joel, who had been very quiet up to this point. "Why don't we just dematerialize like the ghost did?" They all stared at Joel as if he had a turkey growing out of his forehead. "Well, why not?" Joel said. Jeremy thought about it a moment, then said, "Yeah, why the hell not?" So the all sat in a circle, held hands and chanted "om". Soon they all dematerialized. Unfortunately, they all rematerialized in different places and times. Sandy R
Kristi rematerialized floating around in a space suit in the year 2010. There was no one in sight. Kristi felt lonely, so, since she was psychic, she mentally chanted some spell or other and Janice Joel and Jeremy were with her, in identical sace suits. They decided they had better go back to earth and then find a way back to the present. As if in answer to their prayers, a spaceship floated over to them. A man stepped out. "Hello, mites!" he said. "You look like you meed a lift." He pulled them into the spaceship with his handy pocket tractor beam. Janice trotted into the ladies changing room because she had been in the middle of a methaney ocean on another planet and all her clothes were wet. She swept back out again after she had changed into a beuatiful flowing green silk dress. It was the very, very light and soft shade of green that is becoming on anyone who is the least bit pretty, and Janice was still gorgeous when she was in her underwear, so none


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