Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 4

The Story The Authors

Janice stepped out of the ladies' room with all the grace she could muster in her advancing years. The methane was having a chemical reaction with the material of her green dress, and the garment was starting to deteriorate into shreds. But Janice didn't care because she still had on her chemical-resistant neon green thong. She walked in the direction of the common room where the rest of the group was waiting when she heard a familiar voice calling out from directly behind her. She quickly turned around and noir

Janice stepped out of the ladies' room with all the grace she could muster in her advancing years. The methane was having a chemical reaction with the material of her green dress, and the garment was starting to deteriorate into shreds. But Janice didn't care because she still had on her chemical-resistant neon green thong. She walked in the direction of the common room where the rest of the group was waiting when she heard a familiar voice calling out from directly behind her. She quickly turned around and noir

before her stood Fluffy, her old elephant pal. At first she didn't recognize Fluffy, but she knew his voice. Fluffy looked spectacular, adorned with earings and a french maids apron. Leaning close to Janice, he whispered, "Did you notice my new breasts?" "The doctor says I have to live the life of a wombyn for six months before he does the final operation...but meanwhile these estrogen pills are making me enchanted with my own sex, whatever that is." By the way, Fluufy asked, "Have you heard from Kristi? Nellie got a postcard from another planet which seemed to be in Kristi's handwriting, but it was signed, Leslie Gore. Something about she was having a party and she would cry too, if it happened to you. Then Fluffy noticed but was embarassed to ask, "Janice, why are you naked?" Is this the sort of thing a friend should tell a friend? vegemite

And if you really think about it, what is the nature of non-existence? If you are wearing red clothing, is that the same as being naked since true red doesn't exist? Eve

"Huh? What was that?" asked Fluffy. "I don't know," said Janice. "Probably just an idyllic thought from, oh, say, Kristi or Joel. I wish these story writers would stop writing down what people are imagining or thinking and just get on with what happens." The light bulb is a little scruffy. I thought in the year 2010 - "DARNIT!!!" yelled Janice. "Everyon's thoughts are being written down! I can't take it anymore! I wish everyone would stop thinking!" But, of course, that wasn't possible. Just then patrick came in. He literally jumped wen he saw Fluffy. "Hey! Hey! No elephints allowed on the ship!" Fluffy jumped too - into the utter vacume of space. She was sucked away by the huge vacume cleaner that made space a vacume. Whatt?? There is no huge vicume cleaner in spice.... so what really sucked awie Fluffy? Oh darn, thought Janice, another stupid thought. Probably from Patrick, judging from the accent. "I looked for Earth on the navigition computers. It would be hard going if we went now." "Do it anyway!!" snapped Janice. "Oh, all right, ma'aam," sighed Patrick. The spaceship sweved awkwardly, and sailed into space, on a course straight toward the Earth. They ran into an asteroid feild by mistake.They shot all the asteroids and narrowly escaped. Then Patrick realized he had set the wrong course, and if they didn't stop they would go right through a star! But he couldn't stop, the ship was on autopilot! What could he do? he had to save Kristi, Joel, Janice, Jeremy, himself, and the ship, he didn't have a clure how, and he only had 1 hour! Carolyn

Why, oh why had he installed that tamper resistant device with the auto pilot, thought Patrick. He should have considered the human err factor when he built the ship. Suddenly, Patrick got an idea. "Does anyone have a bobby pin?" He asked looking at Kristi and Janice. "Hello! Does it look like we might have a bobby pin?" Janice said acidicly. "I don't even know what that is!" said Kristi. "Um," Joel cleared his throat. "I have one." he said holding it up for all to see. Patrick quickly grabbed it and twisted into a spiral shape. He then pulled a panel off the wall and reached his arm into the guts of the space ship. His arm was in all the way up to his shoulder and he grimaced as he tried to stretch it in further. There was a clink clink sound and then darkness. The ship's engines died and it lost all power. "Oh great! Now we're drifting aimlessly in total darkness!" said Jeremy. "No, all we have to do is switch the computer back on and we're - Oh shit! I dropped the bobby pin!" cried Patrick. "Um, does any one have a paper clip?" Sandy R

The Story	The Authors
Janice stepped out of the ladies' room with all the grace she could muster in her advancing years. The methane was having a chemical reaction with the material of her green dress, and the garment was starting to deteriorate into shreds. But Janice didn't care because she still had on her chemical-resistant neon green thong. She walked in the direction of the common room where the rest of the group was waiting when she heard a familiar voice calling out from directly behind her. She quickly turned around and	noir
Janice stepped out of the ladies' room with all the grace she could muster in her advancing years. The methane was having a chemical reaction with the material of her green dress, and the garment was starting to deteriorate into shreds. But Janice didn't care because she still had on her chemical-resistant neon green thong. She walked in the direction of the common room where the rest of the group was waiting when she heard a familiar voice calling out from directly behind her. She quickly turned around and	noir
before her stood Fluffy, her old elephant pal. At first she didn't recognize Fluffy, but she knew his voice. Fluffy looked spectacular, adorned with earings and a french maids apron. Leaning close to Janice, he whispered, "Did you notice my new breasts?" "The doctor says I have to live the life of a wombyn for six months before he does the final operation...but meanwhile these estrogen pills are making me enchanted with my own sex, whatever that is." By the way, Fluufy asked, "Have you heard from Kristi? Nellie got a postcard from another planet which seemed to be in Kristi's handwriting, but it was signed, Leslie Gore. Something about she was having a party and she would cry too, if it happened to you. Then Fluffy noticed but was embarassed to ask, "Janice, why are you naked?" Is this the sort of thing a friend should tell a friend?	vegemite
And if you really think about it, what is the nature of non-existence? If you are wearing red clothing, is that the same as being naked since true red doesn't exist?	Eve
"Huh? What was that?" asked Fluffy. "I don't know," said Janice. "Probably just an idyllic thought from, oh, say, Kristi or Joel. I wish these story writers would stop writing down what people are imagining or thinking and just get on with what happens." The light bulb is a little scruffy. I thought in the year 2010 - "DARNIT!!!" yelled Janice. "Everyon's thoughts are being written down! I can't take it anymore! I wish everyone would stop thinking!" But, of course, that wasn't possible. Just then patrick came in. He literally jumped wen he saw Fluffy. "Hey! Hey! No elephints allowed on the ship!" Fluffy jumped too - into the utter vacume of space. She was sucked away by the huge vacume cleaner that made space a vacume. Whatt?? There is no huge vicume cleaner in spice.... so what really sucked awie Fluffy? Oh darn, thought Janice, another stupid thought. Probably from Patrick, judging from the accent. "I looked for Earth on the navigition computers. It would be hard going if we went now." "Do it anyway!!" snapped Janice. "Oh, all right, ma'aam," sighed Patrick. The spaceship sweved awkwardly, and sailed into space, on a course straight toward the Earth. They ran into an asteroid feild by mistake.They shot all the asteroids and narrowly escaped. Then Patrick realized he had set the wrong course, and if they didn't stop they would go right through a star! But he couldn't stop, the ship was on autopilot! What could he do? he had to save Kristi, Joel, Janice, Jeremy, himself, and the ship, he didn't have a clure how, and he only had 1 hour!	Carolyn
Why, oh why had he installed that tamper resistant device with the auto pilot, thought Patrick. He should have considered the human err factor when he built the ship. Suddenly, Patrick got an idea. "Does anyone have a bobby pin?" He asked looking at Kristi and Janice. "Hello! Does it look like we might have a bobby pin?" Janice said acidicly. "I don't even know what that is!" said Kristi. "Um," Joel cleared his throat. "I have one." he said holding it up for all to see. Patrick quickly grabbed it and twisted into a spiral shape. He then pulled a panel off the wall and reached his arm into the guts of the space ship. His arm was in all the way up to his shoulder and he grimaced as he tried to stretch it in further. There was a clink clink sound and then darkness. The ship's engines died and it lost all power. "Oh great! Now we're drifting aimlessly in total darkness!" said Jeremy. "No, all we have to do is switch the computer back on and we're - Oh shit! I dropped the bobby pin!" cried Patrick. "Um, does any one have a paper clip?"	Sandy R

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