Chapter 3
| The Story | The Authors |
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| They all five went to Hawaii. Kristi and Jeremy were skinnydipping in a blue lagoon, Joel and Whatshername were scaling a volcano, and Janice was watching everyone from her car. Then suddenly, the volcano erupted. At the same time there was a tidal wave in the blue lagoon. The lava swept up Joel and What's-her-name, the tidal wave swept up Kristi and Jeremy, and everything landed on the car. The water froze. THe lava cooled into rock. The weight of the rock and ice broke together. So now, everyone was stuck in a mass of rock, metal, and ice, that was slowly, sslloowwllyy, s--l--o--w--l--y and painfully crushing them to death. Everyone thought Dianne the angel would come save them - she always did - but she didn't. Hour after painful hour ticked by, and then suddenly | |
| The T. Rex came in. He was very hungry! Janice heard his footsteps outside her rock-ice-metal prison, but she was in so much pain - after all, she was being crushd - that she somehow didn't feel scared. Jeremy and Joel heard it too, but THEY were in so much pain that they didn't feel scared either. Kristi was at the top of the pile, so she wasn't being crushed quite as much. She heard the T.Rex too, and managed to panic, despite her pain. Besides, she was psychic. The T.Rex smelled people in the huge mass of stone, ice, and metal, and broke through the top of the pile, which left naked Kristi under only a millimetre-thick sheet of ice. The T.Rex broke this easily. Blinking in the undiffused sunlight, Kristi screamed, and tried to make her numb legs run. Janice, Jeremy, and joel heard all this too, but they still weren't scared. Then the whole mass toppled over. Everyone except Kristi was right at the bttom, so they found themselves lying on the round, blinking. In a few minutes the T.Rex went away and the J gang came to their senses. Joel had broken his wrist, Janice had several bad cuts, and Jeremy had been naked wen he got buries so al the nerves in his penis had been pinched, but other than that they were unhurt, although Whats-her-name had been crushed to death. But where was Kristi? | |
| The T.rex had her! | |
| Somewhere inside the T.Rex'stomach, Kristi groaned. She was not numb or cold anymore, but she hurt all over. The T.Rex had swallowed her whole - it had been very icky - as well as a large peice of wood, which the 5-year-old had gotten on top of to avoid the acid. It was working, but Kristi was very scared. Suddenly she knew why as a sucker-upper thing opened in the wall of the T.Rex's stomach - and sucked her in!! With a fwoosh, Kristi found herself in the monster's small intestine. She opened her eyes, she was totally immersed in digestive juices, which made them sting, but she ignored thepain. She swam the doggy paddle till she could see another sucker upper thing - the way into the large intestine. But to her horrer, she was stuck to the wall of the small intestine! It was just about then that she realized she was drowning. | |
| And what a way to go! Kristi's mind went blank with panic and shock. She settled herself to her fate and began to sink, sink, sink, when, all of the sudden, whoosh! The dinosaur's stomach pulsed with a giant contraction, carrying Kristi down and out. Plop, she landed on the ground in a huge pile of messiness. | |
| Janice, Joel and Jeremy were lying on the pile of ice and rock which had formerly been their prison and which now was whats-her-name's grave. They were so weak with pain they barely noticed that the T-rex had vomited Kristi. "When will this all end?" Kristi began to wail. The J's finally noticed her. "How much more can a person take?" Kristi sobbed uncontrolably, trying to wipe the tyrannosaurus slime off of her. The tyrannosaur, finding the whole thing distasteful and upsetting, left the scene. "All I really wanted was a perfect piece of apple pie." Kristi whined. They all continued to wallow in their exquisite pain and misery and didn't notice that a small space craft had crash landed on the beach and three beings were now approaching them. |
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