Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 2

The Story The Authors

Thinking quickly, Janice realized that she could probably carry one of them out.But who would it be, and how long until she was also affected by the cavern gas. Would the person she saved be miserable with survivor's guilt? The only logical thing to do at this point was to leave everybody behind and start a new life far from the cavern. She turned to say goodbye to her friends. With a tear in her eye, she whispered to to Kristi, "flank rex, O74, 9-11, dumbo salami." She reached out to hug Joel, "wsadkeas 45sihpw]=ww1z#2oer34" was all that she could utter. Then she turned, smacking her head on a stalagtite and collapsed. gloria

and died. none

"Oh man, I hate when that happens." said Dianne, who was standing at the mouth of the cavern with her arms crossed. She shook her head in disgust and then set about the task of moving all the bodies out of the cavern. She laid the bodies neatly in a row outside on the cool damp grass. Then she brought them all back to life. Jeremy sat up, rubbing his head. "What happened?" he groaned and squinted his eyes against the sunlight. "Well you lamers all got yourselves killed." Dianne admonished. "Once again I had to come back from the dead to rescue this pathetic story. I can't keep coming back to help you losers so stop screwing it up!" With that, Dianne disappeared again. "I can't believe we died before we could even figure out where we are." Janice said. "Well, at least Valerian isn't around to bug us anymore." Said Jeremy. "We better get out of here before that T-rex comes back." Said Joel. They all agreed this was a good idea. Sandy R

But alas it was too late, for the T-Rex had already come back, and it ate them. That just goes to show that you can't cheat fate. The End none

But was it? For deep within the dino's stomach, there came a rumbling, grumbling, the likes of which the poor beast had not felt before. And then, with a mighty flash, turnip

terrible,wonderful to behold, there appeared the answer to all his problems. The beast blinked in suprise. It couldn't be! But it was. none

terrible,wonderful to behold, there appeared the answer to all his problems. The beast blinked in suprise. It couldn't be! But it was. none

A giant hairball! none

a giant hair ball came racing towards them as they started to run. they couldn't stand up straight as they had a little to much to drink. they thought it was a big giant pink and brown elelphant but it wasn't. when it came closer they saw what it was. these things are not very often seen in australia the first one in 5 years said one of the men. the other said you haven't seen what they can do to you i nearlly got run over by one. they ran and ran these guys couldn't ran fast so they stopes at a local phone and rang the army now the army was surprised they had only fought one and that was enough for them they changed there vocie and said they had the wrong phone number so they rang the police and they did the same thing. they rang everyone they thought would stop this one thing and then they decided there mother they were both brothers and they new there mum very well mum they said quick come down here to the mall we need you help it all turned out okay the mum stoped the giant hairball and chopped it up and feed it to her cat. nerida

"gross!" said the cat. And every one was very surprised, 'cause everyone knows that cats can't talk none

Confounded as to how they had ended up in Australia with a talking cat, they decided to make the best of it. Unwilling to risk death again, Janice, Joel, Kristi and Jeremy agreed that the safest course of action would be to rent a flat in Redfern, it was all that they could afford, and look for casual labor. Their goal was to live a boring life and avoid run-ins with T. Rex. In the Sydney suburbs, they thought they could go unnoticed. Janice got a job driving a gypsy cab, Kristi sang Joplin on the quay for donations, and the menfolk, as you do, decided to apply for the dole. The dole was not as easy as it used to be, and Joel and Jeremy were told that in order to collect their checks they would have to fufill a government project. They would be paid $264.00/week plus film if they were to photograph every anzac memorial on the continent. "No worries", Joelsaid as he and his mate started their trek out of Syndey...a bit of cat jerky in their packs. elixir of waste

The Story	The Authors
Thinking quickly, Janice realized that she could probably carry one of them out.But who would it be, and how long until she was also affected by the cavern gas. Would the person she saved be miserable with survivor's guilt? The only logical thing to do at this point was to leave everybody behind and start a new life far from the cavern. She turned to say goodbye to her friends. With a tear in her eye, she whispered to to Kristi, "flank rex, O74, 9-11, dumbo salami." She reached out to hug Joel, "wsadkeas 45sihpw]=ww1z#2oer34" was all that she could utter. Then she turned, smacking her head on a stalagtite and collapsed.	gloria
and died.	none
"Oh man, I hate when that happens." said Dianne, who was standing at the mouth of the cavern with her arms crossed. She shook her head in disgust and then set about the task of moving all the bodies out of the cavern. She laid the bodies neatly in a row outside on the cool damp grass. Then she brought them all back to life. Jeremy sat up, rubbing his head. "What happened?" he groaned and squinted his eyes against the sunlight. "Well you lamers all got yourselves killed." Dianne admonished. "Once again I had to come back from the dead to rescue this pathetic story. I can't keep coming back to help you losers so stop screwing it up!" With that, Dianne disappeared again. "I can't believe we died before we could even figure out where we are." Janice said. "Well, at least Valerian isn't around to bug us anymore." Said Jeremy. "We better get out of here before that T-rex comes back." Said Joel. They all agreed this was a good idea.	Sandy R
But alas it was too late, for the T-Rex had already come back, and it ate them. That just goes to show that you can't cheat fate. The End	none
But was it? For deep within the dino's stomach, there came a rumbling, grumbling, the likes of which the poor beast had not felt before. And then, with a mighty flash,	turnip
terrible,wonderful to behold, there appeared the answer to all his problems. The beast blinked in suprise. It couldn't be! But it was.	none
terrible,wonderful to behold, there appeared the answer to all his problems. The beast blinked in suprise. It couldn't be! But it was.	none
A giant hairball!	none
a giant hair ball came racing towards them as they started to run. they couldn't stand up straight as they had a little to much to drink. they thought it was a big giant pink and brown elelphant but it wasn't. when it came closer they saw what it was. these things are not very often seen in australia the first one in 5 years said one of the men. the other said you haven't seen what they can do to you i nearlly got run over by one. they ran and ran these guys couldn't ran fast so they stopes at a local phone and rang the army now the army was surprised they had only fought one and that was enough for them they changed there vocie and said they had the wrong phone number so they rang the police and they did the same thing. they rang everyone they thought would stop this one thing and then they decided there mother they were both brothers and they new there mum very well mum they said quick come down here to the mall we need you help it all turned out okay the mum stoped the giant hairball and chopped it up and feed it to her cat.	nerida
"gross!" said the cat. And every one was very surprised, 'cause everyone knows that cats can't talk	none
Confounded as to how they had ended up in Australia with a talking cat, they decided to make the best of it. Unwilling to risk death again, Janice, Joel, Kristi and Jeremy agreed that the safest course of action would be to rent a flat in Redfern, it was all that they could afford, and look for casual labor. Their goal was to live a boring life and avoid run-ins with T. Rex. In the Sydney suburbs, they thought they could go unnoticed. Janice got a job driving a gypsy cab, Kristi sang Joplin on the quay for donations, and the menfolk, as you do, decided to apply for the dole. The dole was not as easy as it used to be, and Joel and Jeremy were told that in order to collect their checks they would have to fufill a government project. They would be paid $264.00/week plus film if they were to photograph every anzac memorial on the continent. "No worries", Joelsaid as he and his mate started their trek out of Syndey...a bit of cat jerky in their packs.	elixir of waste

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