Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 2

The Story The Authors

Then the alarm clock rang... "What a weird dream Joel thought" He went downstairs to the kitchen to make breakfast. There was a wet spot on the floor that he didn't see in the dark, and he fell... "Help! I've fallen and i can't get up!" He shouted, but no one heard Jay

Which was a blessing as Joel is a loser who ought to be shot . So he died just there . THE END Danatheredwarf

not really . he he . He ran all the way to Welwyn Garden City , because if he went to the most boring place on earth then nothing more wierd could happen ........ but no ......... danatheredwarf

If the most boring place on earth were just wierd ,too, then he'd be in big trouble. So, Tony picked up his teddy bear back pack and redid his lipstick and started hitchicking. Showing a little leg, he was picked up right away by a large lesbian truck driver. "You ain't no wo-man!" Tony giggled, and puffed his hair with his comb and settled into his seat comfortably..... Sirenne

It was a seemingly perfect day when Daria woke up... She took a shower and got dressed, ready to go out the door to rehersal. She peeked into her father's study to tell him she was leaving, and she found him there... In a pool of gore and blood. And quite obviously-dead none

Daria screamed. "Daddy!" she panicked. She took a few deep breathes to clam herself down, but it didn't work. Finally she picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1.It rang once. Twice. Three times. "Hello?" someone finally answered. "Hi." Daria said breathlessly. " I found my dad here- um, dead, and so I'd kinda like to report a crime." Daria looked around for any protective gear. She found a bat, but she had to listen to the man on the phone. "Yeah, uh-huh. Okay. Just hurry!" Daria hung up. Soon, after about twenty minutes, three policemen and a reporter came over. "Hi." policeman #1 grunted. "I hope you don't mind if we brought a reporter along." policeman #2 said. Daria just grunted. She talked to the reporters a while, than grabbed her coat and raced over to her best friend's house, June. She slammed the front door nad raced up to June's bedroom. June was there, studying. "Hi, June. Sorry if I caught you at a bad time like this, but this is really important." Darcia explained. "It's okay." June closed her red and white notebook. Daria glanced at the pink heart and the middle, and told her the WHOLE story. "Whoa." June looked exhausted. "You've had a rough time." Daria nodded and panted for effect. June laughed. Daria said she had to go. June nodded. She went back to her studying. Lionel walked through the door. June looked up. "Hi, Lion." June looked back down at her writing. She shook her head and closed the book. "Hi, June. I just missed you. Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day." Lion gave her a bunch of flowers. "Oh, Lion! This is so sweet!" June cooned. Lion smiled. "Close your eyes, June." Lion suggested. June closed her eyes. She started feeling colder, and naked. "Are you taking me somewhere or something?" June asked, but Lion didn't answer. Finally, Lion said, "Now you can open your eyes." June opened her eyes. She was on top of the covers and in her underwear. Lindsey

The door of June's bedroom flung open and there stood Janice. "June!" She shouted at her adopted daughter. "Why the hell are you sitting on your bed in underwear? Where is your thong?!" June looked shamefully at the floor. "And you..." Janice continued. "What kind of a name is Lion for a person to have? Leave my daughter's room and my house at once!" Lion slunk out of the room and down the stairs. "Man I thought you were dead." he said as he left. "Ha!" Janice laughed. "You'd think they'd learn by now that I am immortal!" She said triumphantly. "No matter how they try to kill me off, or Joel or Jeremy, we will always come back! And soon, my darling adopted daughter," Janice said to June. "You too will know the secret of immortality and you will live forever with us." June began to sob. "But I don't want to live forever!" she whined. "Not if it means I have to be a member of the Janice, Joel, Jeremy and June clan. Oh, it's too horrible!" She began to wail. "Oh, you're just young. You'll come to your senses soon enough. Come along, we have to go get Joel and Jeremy out of the morgue again. You know how clostrophobic Joel gets in those places." June had no choice but to go along with her immortal step-mother. When they got to the morgue... Sandy R

The Story	The Authors
Then the alarm clock rang... "What a weird dream Joel thought" He went downstairs to the kitchen to make breakfast. There was a wet spot on the floor that he didn't see in the dark, and he fell... "Help! I've fallen and i can't get up!" He shouted, but no one heard	Jay
Which was a blessing as Joel is a loser who ought to be shot . So he died just there . THE END	Danatheredwarf
not really . he he . He ran all the way to Welwyn Garden City , because if he went to the most boring place on earth then nothing more wierd could happen ........ but no .........	danatheredwarf
If the most boring place on earth were just wierd ,too, then he'd be in big trouble. So, Tony picked up his teddy bear back pack and redid his lipstick and started hitchicking. Showing a little leg, he was picked up right away by a large lesbian truck driver. "You ain't no wo-man!" Tony giggled, and puffed his hair with his comb and settled into his seat comfortably.....	Sirenne
It was a seemingly perfect day when Daria woke up... She took a shower and got dressed, ready to go out the door to rehersal. She peeked into her father's study to tell him she was leaving, and she found him there... In a pool of gore and blood. And quite obviously-dead	none
Daria screamed. "Daddy!" she panicked. She took a few deep breathes to clam herself down, but it didn't work. Finally she picked up the phone and dialed 9-1-1.It rang once. Twice. Three times. "Hello?" someone finally answered. "Hi." Daria said breathlessly. " I found my dad here- um, dead, and so I'd kinda like to report a crime." Daria looked around for any protective gear. She found a bat, but she had to listen to the man on the phone. "Yeah, uh-huh. Okay. Just hurry!" Daria hung up. Soon, after about twenty minutes, three policemen and a reporter came over. "Hi." policeman #1 grunted. "I hope you don't mind if we brought a reporter along." policeman #2 said. Daria just grunted. She talked to the reporters a while, than grabbed her coat and raced over to her best friend's house, June. She slammed the front door nad raced up to June's bedroom. June was there, studying. "Hi, June. Sorry if I caught you at a bad time like this, but this is really important." Darcia explained. "It's okay." June closed her red and white notebook. Daria glanced at the pink heart and the middle, and told her the WHOLE story. "Whoa." June looked exhausted. "You've had a rough time." Daria nodded and panted for effect. June laughed. Daria said she had to go. June nodded. She went back to her studying. Lionel walked through the door. June looked up. "Hi, Lion." June looked back down at her writing. She shook her head and closed the book. "Hi, June. I just missed you. Oh, and Happy Valentine's Day." Lion gave her a bunch of flowers. "Oh, Lion! This is so sweet!" June cooned. Lion smiled. "Close your eyes, June." Lion suggested. June closed her eyes. She started feeling colder, and naked. "Are you taking me somewhere or something?" June asked, but Lion didn't answer. Finally, Lion said, "Now you can open your eyes." June opened her eyes. She was on top of the covers and in her underwear.	Lindsey
The door of June's bedroom flung open and there stood Janice. "June!" She shouted at her adopted daughter. "Why the hell are you sitting on your bed in underwear? Where is your thong?!" June looked shamefully at the floor. "And you..." Janice continued. "What kind of a name is Lion for a person to have? Leave my daughter's room and my house at once!" Lion slunk out of the room and down the stairs. "Man I thought you were dead." he said as he left. "Ha!" Janice laughed. "You'd think they'd learn by now that I am immortal!" She said triumphantly. "No matter how they try to kill me off, or Joel or Jeremy, we will always come back! And soon, my darling adopted daughter," Janice said to June. "You too will know the secret of immortality and you will live forever with us." June began to sob. "But I don't want to live forever!" she whined. "Not if it means I have to be a member of the Janice, Joel, Jeremy and June clan. Oh, it's too horrible!" She began to wail. "Oh, you're just young. You'll come to your senses soon enough. Come along, we have to go get Joel and Jeremy out of the morgue again. You know how clostrophobic Joel gets in those places." June had no choice but to go along with her immortal step-mother. When they got to the morgue...	Sandy R

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