Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 2

The Story The Authors

Fortunately Fluffy, the beloved epicurian elephant, had been riding in the front seat when the van smacked headlong into the brick wall. All the Muppets and their humanoid friends smashed face first into her massive bulk rather than hitting the windshield. The van was a wreck but all the crew limped out to trapse into Vegas unhurt, save Fluffy's sore trunk. She wanted to go to the hospital and Miss Piggy offered to take her, but they agreed to dump a bit of their petty change into the first bandit they came across. id

fluffy wondered why everyone kept thinking he was a girl (surely the know fluffy is a boys name!! he thought). This along with his dislocated trunk was making him somewhat distressed. silver

so he started to jack himself off like a maniac LaaLaa

When Fluffy was finished, he washed his...well, whatever an elephant uses to jack himself off but he was still distressed. And now that they were in Las Vegas he was filled with fear and loathing. But that's another story. So Fluffy, Miss Piggy, Joel, Kristi and the gang of muppets made their way to the strip. They were dazzled by the lights and the people and all the excitement. Fluffy spotted another elephant across the street who was dressed like a hooker. Fluffy suddenly recognized his dear old friend Nellie who had left the circus all those years ago. He trumbled across the traffic choked boulevard calling out to Nellie. Nellie was shocked and embarrassed to see her old friend Fluffy. "Nellie, what has happened to you? What has led you to this lowly state?" Fluffy asked. "Oh Fluffy," Nellie burst into sobs. "Things haven't been easy since I left the circus. The jungle wasn't all it was cracked up to be and one thing led to another and, well, here I am." "Why don't you come with me, Nellie? Let me help you. This city will eat you alive." So Fluffy convinced Nellie to join their little band of adventurers. When they finally arrived at the Star Trek convention... Sandy R

They saw weird people all over. They decided that they were in the stupidest place they had ever been. But hey, opinions are like buttholes, everyones got one. Frank

Some sort of social disease, they thought. Every single one of them. Personify the words. Something right out of Naked Lunch if it mated with the Medical Dictionary. Eerie, odd, but most of all, nauseating. This, they thought, is why they usually chose Exxon over BP. That guy

Bored to tears by the Star Trek convention, Fluffy and Nellie wandered back into oldtown Vegas where they found a bingo house that advertised free buffets and drinks. At 25 cents a game they figured they could loiter long enough to get th their fill and a cheap buzz. warthog

What they didn't figure was that the owner's of the bingo house were bigots and wouldn't let the elephants in. Nellie and Fluffy were shocked. After all this is the 90's. Fluffy at least assumed he lived in a more enlightened society. He was sorely disappointed. They decided not to dwell on the ignorance of others and took their business elsewhere. Sandy R

They went with friends of colars,size,and how they dress.The next day Fluffy told her parents what happened.When she told her parents they said,"Fluffy its about time we told you about the world,"they said."The world isn`t perfect yet. The owners of the bingo house are just bigots.They don`t wanto change and thats why we`re living colarful world. angela

Much to Nellie and Fluffy's sadness, they found no establishments that allowed elephants indoors. They rang Miss Piggy for advice and she suggested they contact a lawyer to complain that the casinos were in violation of the ADA. Fluffy tried but he couldn't fit into any of the phone booths he found, let alone dial the tiny numbers with his trunk. A blue haired lady wearing a big hat ventured by and offered to help. Her name was Bella and suggested that they pose as seeing eye dogs, all Fluffy and his beloved Nellie needed was a harness and ahuman to hold their leashes. In exasperation, Nellie snortled, "I want to be institutionalized, take me to the circus and give me lithium". elixir of waste

The Story	The Authors
Fortunately Fluffy, the beloved epicurian elephant, had been riding in the front seat when the van smacked headlong into the brick wall. All the Muppets and their humanoid friends smashed face first into her massive bulk rather than hitting the windshield. The van was a wreck but all the crew limped out to trapse into Vegas unhurt, save Fluffy's sore trunk. She wanted to go to the hospital and Miss Piggy offered to take her, but they agreed to dump a bit of their petty change into the first bandit they came across.	id
fluffy wondered why everyone kept thinking he was a girl (surely the know fluffy is a boys name!! he thought). This along with his dislocated trunk was making him somewhat distressed.	silver
so he started to jack himself off like a maniac	LaaLaa
When Fluffy was finished, he washed his...well, whatever an elephant uses to jack himself off but he was still distressed. And now that they were in Las Vegas he was filled with fear and loathing. But that's another story. So Fluffy, Miss Piggy, Joel, Kristi and the gang of muppets made their way to the strip. They were dazzled by the lights and the people and all the excitement. Fluffy spotted another elephant across the street who was dressed like a hooker. Fluffy suddenly recognized his dear old friend Nellie who had left the circus all those years ago. He trumbled across the traffic choked boulevard calling out to Nellie. Nellie was shocked and embarrassed to see her old friend Fluffy. "Nellie, what has happened to you? What has led you to this lowly state?" Fluffy asked. "Oh Fluffy," Nellie burst into sobs. "Things haven't been easy since I left the circus. The jungle wasn't all it was cracked up to be and one thing led to another and, well, here I am." "Why don't you come with me, Nellie? Let me help you. This city will eat you alive." So Fluffy convinced Nellie to join their little band of adventurers. When they finally arrived at the Star Trek convention...	Sandy R
They saw weird people all over. They decided that they were in the stupidest place they had ever been. But hey, opinions are like buttholes, everyones got one.	Frank
Some sort of social disease, they thought. Every single one of them. Personify the words. Something right out of Naked Lunch if it mated with the Medical Dictionary. Eerie, odd, but most of all, nauseating. This, they thought, is why they usually chose Exxon over BP.	That guy
Bored to tears by the Star Trek convention, Fluffy and Nellie wandered back into oldtown Vegas where they found a bingo house that advertised free buffets and drinks. At 25 cents a game they figured they could loiter long enough to get th their fill and a cheap buzz.	warthog
What they didn't figure was that the owner's of the bingo house were bigots and wouldn't let the elephants in. Nellie and Fluffy were shocked. After all this is the 90's. Fluffy at least assumed he lived in a more enlightened society. He was sorely disappointed. They decided not to dwell on the ignorance of others and took their business elsewhere.	Sandy R
They went with friends of colars,size,and how they dress.The next day Fluffy told her parents what happened.When she told her parents they said,"Fluffy its about time we told you about the world,"they said."The world isn`t perfect yet. The owners of the bingo house are just bigots.They don`t wanto change and thats why we`re living colarful world.	angela
Much to Nellie and Fluffy's sadness, they found no establishments that allowed elephants indoors. They rang Miss Piggy for advice and she suggested they contact a lawyer to complain that the casinos were in violation of the ADA. Fluffy tried but he couldn't fit into any of the phone booths he found, let alone dial the tiny numbers with his trunk. A blue haired lady wearing a big hat ventured by and offered to help. Her name was Bella and suggested that they pose as seeing eye dogs, all Fluffy and his beloved Nellie needed was a harness and ahuman to hold their leashes. In exasperation, Nellie snortled, "I want to be institutionalized, take me to the circus and give me lithium".	elixir of waste

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