Bananas in Springtime

Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 2

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My love kissed miss piggy!!!!!!!!!!AHmy life is ruined what to do .SHOW ME LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jOSH
"Whoa, did you hear that?" Nellie asked Fluffy. "Hear what?" Fluffy said. "Oh, nothing," Nellie shrugged. "I guess it was just a flashback." Just as Nellie was about to lose all hope, Janice walked by. She recognized Fluffy right away. After all, how many anthropomorphic elephants does one expect to see on the streets of Las Vegas? "Wow! Janice!" Fluffy exclaimed. "Where have you been and how did you get here?" "Well, that's a long story and I may tell you in the next paragraph, or I may not. It all depends on which way the wind blows. But tell me, Fluffy, what's your story?" "Well, after we dropped you off we crashed the van into a wall. Every one survived the crash because my ass acted like an airbag. Then there was some question as to my gender. Then I ran into my dear old friend Nellie here. We finally got to the Star Trek convention and Nellie and I were so bored that left all the muppets and Joel and Kristi there. Since then we've been looking for a bingo house that will allow elephants in. So far, no luck. We were just thinking about posing as seeing eye dogs to get in but we need a human." "Well I'm human!" shouted Janice. "I'll help you out." So Janice put on her sunglasses and they started off to find a bingo house for the blind. Sandy R
The sunglasses worked, but the outfit wouldn't be complete without leather and chains. Nellie, with her womanly wiles,saw two chaps learing at her from the street corner. Adorned with chains from their hips to their nipples, Nellie ventured over to negotiate a deal. A minute later, she returned with a bounty of bootie entwined in her trunk. Fluffy was upset until she explained, they were afraid I was President Bill in drag, they took off running once I started inhaling. Fluffy and Nellie bowed down as Janice put their collars on. It would be fun they thought posing as seeing eye dogs instead of trying to pass for humans. "Off to Bali's" Fluffy exhorted until he realized he had left his purse in the wrecked van. "No worries" replied Nellie, we can earn a few bickies with a blind woman and two cross dressing elephants here on the street corner. "Whose got a hat or a violin case?" elixir of dispare
then she put themon and siad thanks mom dodo
the end dodo
The end of time was near. Kojo and Mywsto entered a deep trance. none
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Yes! she thought. She must find a pooper scooper at once. A little voice inside her told her to seek the ever-elusive pooper scooper. Now she knew her destiny. She set off at once. Betsy Bubbles
Nellie and Fluffy walked down the street calmly, acting like seeing-eye dogs while Janice pretended to be blind. It was the only way they could get into the Rad Fad casino. They got in and Nellie and Fluffy gambled away. Suddenly Janice thought -- why was she here? She hated casinos. She wandered out (leaving the two elephants behind) to find Kristi and Joel on the street. "Hi" said all three at once. Just then Dianne walked out. "Huh?" said Janice. "Dianne turned into an angel, about 4 stories ago!" "Yeah I know mom," said Dianne, "I'm here because..." Carolyn
...I have to tell you something." "Go on." Janice urged. "Well, I have to tell you that you are not really in Las Vegas. In fact, this is not really earth." "What?!" Shouted Janice, Joel and Kristi. "Well, think about it! If this was really earth, none of the things that have been happening to you could actually happen. People coming back from the dead, talking elephants, exploding thongs? Get real! How many times do you think I'm going to come back?" Dianne said. Janice noticed that Dianne had an unearthly shimmer about her. This was logical, of coarse, because apparently they were not on earth. "Well, if this isn't Earth, where are we? And how do we get back to Earth?" Janice asked. "See, now here's where it get's interesting. I'm only aloud to tell you where you are not. You have to figure out the rest. Now that my job is done, I'm going to disappear now. Toodles." Dianne gave a little wave and then faded away. "Wow, that was bizarre." said Joel. "I know something even more bizarre." Kristi started. "Here comes Jeremy." "Oh my god!" Janice shouted. "I thought he was dead too!" "As you can see, I'm very much alive!" Jeremy laughed. Janice ran to her husband's arms and kissed him deeply. "Jeremy, I'm so glad you are here! What are we going to do now?" "Well, first you have to help me get away from Valerian. He's still alive, too, and I can't get away from him. Here he comes now! We have to get out of here!" Sandy R


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