Chapter 1
| The Story | The Authors |
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| They encountered an hitch hiking elephant named Fluffy. Fluffy was also on his way to Las Vegas to star in a new Caberet show. | |
| Janice was surprised at how much luggage Fluffy had with him for such a short stay in Las Vegas. But when Janice interrogated him about it, Fluffy explained that he had held up the Muppet Show with a sawn off shot gun and all the muppets had decided to come along with him and be in his show, which explained why there was so much luggage. | |
| When Janice inspected the baggage,however it turned out to be heavily ladded with food. Not ordinary food..like flour and salt, but odd items especially blue cheese and capers, salmon and water biscuits, not to mention the many bottles of Frexienet. Where was Flurry expecting to end up? The Isle of Capris? And with whom..surely Russell was dead by now. Perhaps to enter the circus and entrap the FAT WOMBYN? It remained a mystery until one of the muppets spoke up. | |
| "Umm, that's all mine," Miss Piggy explained. "Well," Janice sighed. "I suppose you can all come with us. But you'll have to leave something behind." So Fluffy and the muppets decided to leave a case of Frexienet on the side of the road. Then Janice, Joel and Kristi loaded all the muppets' luggage onto the roof of the van while the muppets and the elephant got inside. Soon they were back on their way to Vegas to seek fame, fortune and Leonard Nimoy's autograph. | |
| En route to Vegas, Janice left the group when she found her long-lost friend, Blancmange Repaire, at a gas station in Sordiaville. | |
| sshe decided to think that was stupid so she left the crappy site she was in. | |
| Miss Piggy and Flurry were a hundred miles away before they even began to notice that Janice was gone. Curled up in the front seat of the old Plymouth with Piggy driving, Flurry's trunk over her shoulder, they were in a world of their own. As they approached Vegas...the brilliant lights still beyond the darkened horizon, they chatted earnestly about the eccentricities of human existence. In between arguing over the merits of War and Peace and Crime and Punishment,they snacked on canopes of salmon and brie. Perhaps it was the many sips they both took from the opened bottle of Friexinet, that brought them to the ultimate question;Is interspeciel sex safe? | |
| Meanwhile, in the back of the van, Kristi, Joel and the rest of the muppets were singing 'Moving right along, doobee dum doobee dum' when Joel suddenly noticed that Janice was no longer with them. "Hey, where's my mom?" he shouted over the din. "Hey, Kermit is missing too!" Kristi yelled. "Kermit is dead." Said Fozzy. "Yeah, where have you been?" said Gonzo, rolling his big bulgey eyes. "Well what about my mom?" Joel persisted. "Don't worry about it, kid. I'm sure she'll catch up to us in Vegas." said Miss Piggy from the driver's seat. She polished off the bottle of Friexinet and tossed it out the window. "On to Ceaser's Palace!" Piggy shouted and punched the accelerator. | |
| Moments after Piggy accelerated the van smashed into a brick wall which had been erected in the middle of the road | |
| "Ha ha!" Yelled Kermit. "She's finally out of my life!" |
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