Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 1

The Story The Authors

Once upon a time there were two children named Cassandra and Valerian, who were sister and brother. Cassandra was 10, and Valerian was 8. Their father Alonzo was the court magician to King Ferdinand, the ruler of the small but prosperous mountain kingdom of Aloria. Each of the children had become Alonzo's apprentice when they turned 7, which was the usual age for such things. Cassandra was adept at mixing potions by now; Alonzo was still working on the basics, like grinding powders and sharpening quill pens. Sandy

Valerian was very mad one day because someone had called him Alonzo. Cassandra tried to comfort him, but it was no use. Valerian wanted revenge........ Carolyn

so he hunted down this man who had called him Alonzo. He searched for five years and finally found him, his name was Rodrigo. He also found Cassandra with him. It seems she had paid Rodrigo to call him "Alonzo". "That Bitch!" Valerian pulled out his portable rocket laucher and blew a missle down both of their throats. After this he turned himself in to the police. He was soon found guilty of murder and was sentanced to life in prison with a man named Alonzo Ryan Waring

On a particularly foul day, a mysterious women came to see Valerian during visiting hours. She was wearing a dark cloak and Valerian could not see who she was. They sat down on opposite sides of the visitors window. "Who the hell are you?" He growled at her. "Someone from your past." The woman said. She removed the hood of her cloak to reveal her face. "Oh God, you!" Valerian gasped. It was Janice. "I've come to get you out of here." She opened her cloak to reveal the Q-38 explosive space modulator. He noticed that she was clad only in a leather holster and thong. "Janice...you've changed." Sandy R

Out of the shadows appeared Joel and Jeremy, who where also clad only in leather holsters and thongs. "We HAVE changed," explained Joel. "Between scenes, we joined this new cult without a name. It's leader promised us that we would be granted everlasting life if we could convince you to become our first recruit." Jeremy chimed in. "You know, Valerian, it isn't that different from multi-level marketing." Valerian began to think that he was better off in confinement. "They say that NuSkin began like this," added Jeremy. "And look where they are today! Imagine the opportunities open to you at the ground floor of our cult with no name." Happy Boy

Then Joel woke up!!! What a dream!! Spooky!!! Was there a message trying to be sent by having that dream? Kat

Janice walked into to Joel's room. "You better get up and get your thong on, we have a universe to save!" she said. "Egads! You're right!" Joel said. "By the way, mom, what happened to Valerian?" "Who?" Janice asked. "Uh, never mind." Sandy R

as she slipped out of her sheer black chemise, she wondered if she had ever truly known what she wanted to do with her life... the peanut butter spead evenly on the english toasting bread was good though. As the sun caressed her aereolas. Aeon

Janice took a small bite from the slice of toast. She closed her eyes and smiled as she felt the sun touch various area across her chest. The warmth on her breasts and coolness on her back gave her a chill. Joel was in the shower singing a Barney favorite. Dawn sat down by Janice, "hello my love", she said as she gave Janice a soft loving kiss. "Jan, Did you sleep well", Dawn asked. "Very will Dawn", Janice said. "Dawn is my favorate time in the morning", a snicker came from Janice, "pun intended", she said giggling at her own joke. Dawn snuggled behind Janice, wrapping her arms tightly around, causing her breast to jiggle, when suddenly... Bret

Kristi came running in. "Kristi!!!," shrieked Janice. "You're supposed to be dead! Like several stories ago! You should be a skeleton by now!" "Yah, I know, Mom, " said Kristi. "But apparently nobody really dies around here. I mean, that floozy Dawn you're jiggling around with, take her for instance. She died and her ashes were sent to outer space for cripes sake. And yet here she is with you jiggling all the way." The veins in Janice's head were beginning to throb. This confusion was getting a bit too much for her. "This is so bizarre!," she said. "People long dead popping in and out like this...I don't know what's real anymore!" Kristi pointed to Dawn's chest and exclamed, "Well I doubt those are." Dawn was shocked to hear that and ran out of the room sobbing (and jiggling) uncontrollably. She almost knocked Joel over as she ran past him in the hallway. "I must be dreaming, yeah, that's it dreaming...wake up Janice, wake up!!," Janice said to herself. She began to get hysterical. Meanwhile, Sean

The Story	The Authors
Once upon a time there were two children named Cassandra and Valerian, who were sister and brother. Cassandra was 10, and Valerian was 8. Their father Alonzo was the court magician to King Ferdinand, the ruler of the small but prosperous mountain kingdom of Aloria. Each of the children had become Alonzo's apprentice when they turned 7, which was the usual age for such things. Cassandra was adept at mixing potions by now; Alonzo was still working on the basics, like grinding powders and sharpening quill pens.	Sandy
Valerian was very mad one day because someone had called him Alonzo. Cassandra tried to comfort him, but it was no use. Valerian wanted revenge........	Carolyn
so he hunted down this man who had called him Alonzo. He searched for five years and finally found him, his name was Rodrigo. He also found Cassandra with him. It seems she had paid Rodrigo to call him "Alonzo". "That Bitch!" Valerian pulled out his portable rocket laucher and blew a missle down both of their throats. After this he turned himself in to the police. He was soon found guilty of murder and was sentanced to life in prison with a man named Alonzo	Ryan Waring
On a particularly foul day, a mysterious women came to see Valerian during visiting hours. She was wearing a dark cloak and Valerian could not see who she was. They sat down on opposite sides of the visitors window. "Who the hell are you?" He growled at her. "Someone from your past." The woman said. She removed the hood of her cloak to reveal her face. "Oh God, you!" Valerian gasped. It was Janice. "I've come to get you out of here." She opened her cloak to reveal the Q-38 explosive space modulator. He noticed that she was clad only in a leather holster and thong. "Janice...you've changed."	Sandy R
Out of the shadows appeared Joel and Jeremy, who where also clad only in leather holsters and thongs. "We HAVE changed," explained Joel. "Between scenes, we joined this new cult without a name. It's leader promised us that we would be granted everlasting life if we could convince you to become our first recruit." Jeremy chimed in. "You know, Valerian, it isn't that different from multi-level marketing." Valerian began to think that he was better off in confinement. "They say that NuSkin began like this," added Jeremy. "And look where they are today! Imagine the opportunities open to you at the ground floor of our cult with no name."	Happy Boy
Then Joel woke up!!! What a dream!! Spooky!!! Was there a message trying to be sent by having that dream?	Kat
Janice walked into to Joel's room. "You better get up and get your thong on, we have a universe to save!" she said. "Egads! You're right!" Joel said. "By the way, mom, what happened to Valerian?" "Who?" Janice asked. "Uh, never mind."	Sandy R
as she slipped out of her sheer black chemise, she wondered if she had ever truly known what she wanted to do with her life... the peanut butter spead evenly on the english toasting bread was good though. As the sun caressed her aereolas.	Aeon
Janice took a small bite from the slice of toast. She closed her eyes and smiled as she felt the sun touch various area across her chest. The warmth on her breasts and coolness on her back gave her a chill. Joel was in the shower singing a Barney favorite. Dawn sat down by Janice, "hello my love", she said as she gave Janice a soft loving kiss. "Jan, Did you sleep well", Dawn asked. "Very will Dawn", Janice said. "Dawn is my favorate time in the morning", a snicker came from Janice, "pun intended", she said giggling at her own joke. Dawn snuggled behind Janice, wrapping her arms tightly around, causing her breast to jiggle, when suddenly...	Bret
Kristi came running in. "Kristi!!!," shrieked Janice. "You're supposed to be dead! Like several stories ago! You should be a skeleton by now!" "Yah, I know, Mom, " said Kristi. "But apparently nobody really dies around here. I mean, that floozy Dawn you're jiggling around with, take her for instance. She died and her ashes were sent to outer space for cripes sake. And yet here she is with you jiggling all the way." The veins in Janice's head were beginning to throb. This confusion was getting a bit too much for her. "This is so bizarre!," she said. "People long dead popping in and out like this...I don't know what's real anymore!" Kristi pointed to Dawn's chest and exclamed, "Well I doubt those are." Dawn was shocked to hear that and ran out of the room sobbing (and jiggling) uncontrollably. She almost knocked Joel over as she ran past him in the hallway. "I must be dreaming, yeah, that's it dreaming...wake up Janice, wake up!!," Janice said to herself. She began to get hysterical. Meanwhile,	Sean

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