Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 1

The Story The Authors

Janice realized something. "Dawn, I thought you were dead. I mean, that box of ashes had your name on it." "Oh that," Dawn said nonchalantly. "That was actually my evely twin, Donne. People were always getting us confused." She explained. "So was it Donne that stole away my Jeremy all those years ago?" Janice asked. "Absolutely," said Dawn. "She was so evil." Dawn kissed Janice on the cheek and Janice turned to kiss Dawn on the mouth when suddenly the door flew open. "At last I've found you, you wicked girl!" It was Jeremy. Sandy R

He was dressed only in a leather holster and a thong and he carried a really big gun. Standing behind him was Valerian who was dressed identically. "Still into thongs, I see." Said Janice. "Janice," said Jeremy. "We've come to bring you back to the cult with no name." "Yeah," said Valerian. "Oh puh-lease," Janice said, rolling her eyes. "I am so not into that anymore." "I'm afraid you have no choice." Jeremy said. "Yeah!" said Valerian. "Oh get over it, Jeremy. I'm not going with you. That part of my life is over." Suddenly, a huge boulder fell from the second story window landing on Jeremy and Valerian, effectively killing the cult sub-plot. "Oh my God!" Shouted Dawn. "Where did that boulder come from?" "I did it." said Joel as he came downstairs. "But how?" Dawn was dumbfounded. "We discovered some time ago that Joel has incredible telekinetic powers." Janice explained, smiling at her pride and joy. "I knew it all the time because I'm psychic." said Kristi. "Thanks for taking care of that problem for me, Joel." "No problem, mom." Joel said and gave his mom a hug. "Big deal," said Kristi. "I could have done that if I wanted to." She skulked off to a corner to sulk. Then the doorbell wrang. Sandy R

Dawn went to answer the door, though she was still completely nude. A little girl with thick glasses and dressed in a cute drab brown skirt with matching beanie was standing there with a large box of cookies bulging out from under her little arms. The little girl cleared her throat and said, "Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm selling chocolate chip cookies to raise money for my troop. Is the lady of the house in?" Dawn giggled and put her hands to her naked hips. "Oh you silly little thing! Lady of the house, indeed! Those glasses are awfully thick for such a little girl like yourself. What do I look like to you?" Dawn struck a pose and giggled. The little girl adjusted her thick glasses on her tiny nose and cleared her throat again. She snapped, "Well judging from the size of you, you're either the lady or the HOUSE!" And with that she trotted off to the next house. Stunned, Dawn went back in the house and drew the shades. frying pan

She went into the kitchen where the rest of the family was finishing their coffee and peanut butter english muffins. "You know, I'm getting a little tired of hanging around this kitchen." said Joel. "Me too!" said Kristi. "Even though I haven't been here that long." "We should have an adventure." Joel said. "Like what?" asked Dawn. "Let's climb Mt. Everest!" Janice said excitedly. "That's a great idea, but are we back on earth now?" Joel said. "Well, I'm assuming we are." Janice looked to the others and seeing that no one disagreed, the three buxom ladies and the 9 year old boy packed their bags and headed for the Himalayas. But before they got there, none

They realized that they would have to get clothed to climb the great Everest. "I enjoy my nudity too much", Dawn said. Kristi, the perky of the bunch, said "Your're right", I think we could do enough damage in this town". "Ok, let's party", Janice said, putting a Thong on. "Boy it's a good thing we have soooo many thongs around. The 3 women decided to hit the town. As the door closed behind the three topless thonged women, Joel smiled, he has plans of his own... none

Joel locked the door and ran upstairs to his room where he was building a secret thong factory. "Hee hee, soon every woman in the world will be wearing one of my thongs." Joel was giddy at the meer thought of it. "No one will be able to resist me because I have telekinetic powers!" Joel laughed and evil laugh. Of course Kristi, being psychic, knew all this was happening and she tried to warn Janice and Dawn. But Janice and Dawn explained to Kristi that it was a good thing and after Kristi thought about for a minute, ten seconds to be exact, she agreed and they all skipped on their merry way. They didn't even notice that right across the street... Sandy R

The Story	The Authors
Janice realized something. "Dawn, I thought you were dead. I mean, that box of ashes had your name on it." "Oh that," Dawn said nonchalantly. "That was actually my evely twin, Donne. People were always getting us confused." She explained. "So was it Donne that stole away my Jeremy all those years ago?" Janice asked. "Absolutely," said Dawn. "She was so evil." Dawn kissed Janice on the cheek and Janice turned to kiss Dawn on the mouth when suddenly the door flew open. "At last I've found you, you wicked girl!" It was Jeremy.	Sandy R
He was dressed only in a leather holster and a thong and he carried a really big gun. Standing behind him was Valerian who was dressed identically. "Still into thongs, I see." Said Janice. "Janice," said Jeremy. "We've come to bring you back to the cult with no name." "Yeah," said Valerian. "Oh puh-lease," Janice said, rolling her eyes. "I am so not into that anymore." "I'm afraid you have no choice." Jeremy said. "Yeah!" said Valerian. "Oh get over it, Jeremy. I'm not going with you. That part of my life is over." Suddenly, a huge boulder fell from the second story window landing on Jeremy and Valerian, effectively killing the cult sub-plot. "Oh my God!" Shouted Dawn. "Where did that boulder come from?" "I did it." said Joel as he came downstairs. "But how?" Dawn was dumbfounded. "We discovered some time ago that Joel has incredible telekinetic powers." Janice explained, smiling at her pride and joy. "I knew it all the time because I'm psychic." said Kristi. "Thanks for taking care of that problem for me, Joel." "No problem, mom." Joel said and gave his mom a hug. "Big deal," said Kristi. "I could have done that if I wanted to." She skulked off to a corner to sulk. Then the doorbell wrang.	Sandy R
Dawn went to answer the door, though she was still completely nude. A little girl with thick glasses and dressed in a cute drab brown skirt with matching beanie was standing there with a large box of cookies bulging out from under her little arms. The little girl cleared her throat and said, "Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm selling chocolate chip cookies to raise money for my troop. Is the lady of the house in?" Dawn giggled and put her hands to her naked hips. "Oh you silly little thing! Lady of the house, indeed! Those glasses are awfully thick for such a little girl like yourself. What do I look like to you?" Dawn struck a pose and giggled. The little girl adjusted her thick glasses on her tiny nose and cleared her throat again. She snapped, "Well judging from the size of you, you're either the lady or the HOUSE!" And with that she trotted off to the next house. Stunned, Dawn went back in the house and drew the shades.	frying pan
She went into the kitchen where the rest of the family was finishing their coffee and peanut butter english muffins. "You know, I'm getting a little tired of hanging around this kitchen." said Joel. "Me too!" said Kristi. "Even though I haven't been here that long." "We should have an adventure." Joel said. "Like what?" asked Dawn. "Let's climb Mt. Everest!" Janice said excitedly. "That's a great idea, but are we back on earth now?" Joel said. "Well, I'm assuming we are." Janice looked to the others and seeing that no one disagreed, the three buxom ladies and the 9 year old boy packed their bags and headed for the Himalayas. But before they got there,	none
They realized that they would have to get clothed to climb the great Everest. "I enjoy my nudity too much", Dawn said. Kristi, the perky of the bunch, said "Your're right", I think we could do enough damage in this town". "Ok, let's party", Janice said, putting a Thong on. "Boy it's a good thing we have soooo many thongs around. The 3 women decided to hit the town. As the door closed behind the three topless thonged women, Joel smiled, he has plans of his own...	none
Joel locked the door and ran upstairs to his room where he was building a secret thong factory. "Hee hee, soon every woman in the world will be wearing one of my thongs." Joel was giddy at the meer thought of it. "No one will be able to resist me because I have telekinetic powers!" Joel laughed and evil laugh. Of course Kristi, being psychic, knew all this was happening and she tried to warn Janice and Dawn. But Janice and Dawn explained to Kristi that it was a good thing and after Kristi thought about for a minute, ten seconds to be exact, she agreed and they all skipped on their merry way. They didn't even notice that right across the street...	Sandy R

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