Chapter 5
| The Story | The Authors |
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| So he took another glass of red wine and poured it down her dress."Ahhh!",she shrieked. | |
| ''Oh my gosh you selfish jerk you got the toilet paper in my bra wet !", she screamed at the top of her lungs. | |
| He was stunned,"Honey,it looked so real".Her answer,"well,I could'nt afford silicon". | |
| He was stunned,"Honey,it looked so real".Her answer,"well,I could'nt afford silicon". | |
| "I'm really very poor you see. I couldn't afford anything except toilet paper. So I've made everything I have out of toilet paper." Aaron was disgusted so he..... | |
| decided that from now on he'd sent her a years supply of toilet paper just to keep her happy(after he dumped her). | |
| whoah, THIS is GETTING very WEIRD change THE subject PLEASE! | |
| Beginning by now, the argument is new!! | |
| Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously His toeses are not, indeed, roses, but they are incredibly large slices of bread similar to those which can be found on the feet of the wooden feet lamb | |
| what was that help me go back moses supposes. ok i will figure this out!!! ok toeses are roses. | |
| and petunias pure lunacy, in lunar madness. She worshipped the moon, and by the four winds, earth, fire and water she married my husband. "Thank God it wasn't in a church," I keep saying to myself. "After all, you're not married till you're married, and even then sometimes you're still not married." Its cold outside today, and I'm getting over the frustration. Finally! After two long years of longing - of wondering - of this possible seeming impossibility. Its the way he looks at me. "Coquette practice," says my doppelganger. (all Geminis have one) I know better than to squish my feelings like a rose caught between two tectonic plates of shifted continental drift. | |
| I do know better than that. I have now idea why that happend I think I need help. | |
| Meanwhile, unknown to all, hovering high about the Earth was the space ship Magellen. Magellen was a rogue ship from an old future Earth alliance that found itself propelled thru time to this date. The ship fired it's last stopping thruster and started a geosyncronous orbit around the planet. Commander Morgan stroked his mustach and beard. "Now it's time to end the alliance long before it started", he said while motioning to a young pilot. | |
| The pilot unsurely replied, "Do you think I'm ready? I just finished my training a week ago. Don't you think I should get a few smaller missions under my belt before I go saving the universe?" To this the Commander grinned and said "I believe in you. I think you can accomplish this mission. Well, that, and also I couldn't find anyone else willing to risk certain death." | |
| " I appreciate your confidence in me." the pilot announced. "I am ready to fly" As he prepared to take off he heard a thunk... | |
| ...he was shot down by the alien invaders from nebupili. Everyone around put there heads down in shame the captain knew better than to put the young pilot into the plane... | |
| And the captain thought to him self am I really that stupid, to put that young handsom pilot in to the plane, YES..... I am a stupid son of a bitch | |
| Then he killed him self in spite of the pilots wife . | |
| which probably is the most rational thing to do. | |
| And the captain thought to him self am I really that stupid, to put that young handsom pilot in to the plane, YES..... I am a stupid son of a bitch This echoed again and again, Zpoft, a young Grecion science office had an intuition that no on else had, immediatly surrounded the ship in a Xenon gas, "Commander, we seem to be in a Schinker Causality Time loop" Zpoft said. "I'm surrounding the ship with Xenon gas to break the time loop.... And the captain thought to him self am I really that stupid, to put that young handsom pilot in to the plane, YES..... I am a stupid son of a bitch Suddenly Xenon gas formed around the ship, "Zpoft, what is going on" the commander asked?". "I think we might be in a Causality loop, I am compensating our overdrive with anti-protons" Zpoft said. Crimson light formed around the ship, then it disappeared, only to reappear a split second before the Commander was to have the pilot fire upon the Earth. Zpoft fired upon the first ship, destroying it instantly. |
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