Reflections on the Surface of a Toe Nail

Chapter 5

The Story The Authors

And then God came down and hence Judgement Day ensued. When asked, later on after all the fuss had died down, harry replied: 'God's really cool.' The last words ever spoken on earth, what a pity they had to come from the mouth of the harry. Oh well. Bungholio

But Lisa and Jerry still remained on earth. The only problem was, well, I guess you could say they didn't like eachother much. Lisa didn't know Jerry was still alive so she stripped off her clothes and started to bathe herself in the river. Then she heard a noise. "Who's there?" Lisa called. Jerry's face popped out behind a bush. Lisa screamed. "Of all people, why do you have to be one of the last people on earth?" she cried. Jerry walked behind her and put his hands on her bare shoulders. "Well, um, Lisa, do you like me?" Jerry asked her uncomfortably. "Of coarse not! I hate you!" Lisa said. She reached for her clothes. They weren't there. " Where are my clothes."She demanded. "I don't know. It happened to my clothes, too."Jerry shrugged. "Well, good bye!" she stomped away, naked and all. Lisa walked into a meadow and started eating berries. Jerry walked into the meadow and hid behind a tree. Then he stepped out from behind the tree, still in clothes, and walked over to Lisa. Lisa looked up to see Jerry in clothes. Lisa shifted uncomfortably. Jerry reached out to stroke Lisa's breasts. Lisa swiped his hand away. "You idiot! Can't you tell I don't like you? How do you think it feels to be naked in front of someone you hate? Worst of all, in front of someone with their clothes on?" Lisa screamed. Her eyes started getting watery. " I hate you! I never want to see you again!" she sobbed. Lisa ran away. Of coarse, Jerry followed her. He snuck behind her. Lisa turned around. "Jerry! Stop following me!" she cried. Jerry stepped out from the tall grass. "Lisa, I forever wanted to tell you this, but, I love you! You are my everything! I love no lady but you! I dream about you! All that are in my thoughts are you, Lisa! I love you deeply!" Jerry said. "I really do!" Lisa sighed. She didn't know if she wanted to kiss him, or to swear at him. Lisa sighed again. "Well, I guess I love you, too." She finally said. Jerry breathed a sigh of relief. Jerry reached out to put his hands on her bare shoulders. Lisa nodded. Jerry put his hands on her stomach. Then, finally, Jerry touched her breasts and rubbed her vagina. Lisa sighed. She loved every minute of this. She had to admit, she loved Jerry. She wanted him to keep on rubbing forever and ever and ever. She felt sorry that she hated him before, but now she knew she loved him. She knew that they would always be together forever and ever and ever, and for all eternity. Jerry was happy and he now knew that they both loved eachother. Of coarse, he would always keep his clothes on and either Lisa would feel perfectly safe with his arms and his body or else Lisa would get VERY angry and start swearing or just plain old "son of a bitch" she meant a female dog, not the swearing bitch. She said that because she thought is was funny to call a human male a son of a female dog. Jerry thought that was stupid. Of coarse, he never told Lisa that. Then they would have a real fight. Usually, Lisa was the swearing queen and Jerry was the serious buissnus man, so they could very well be the odd couple. Also, they were a special type of person. They would live forever and never get older. After two years, Jerry saw someone he never expected to see. He saw Marceia. "Marceia!" Jerry cried. "Oh, Jerry! I'm not Marceia. I'm the spirit of Marceia!" she sobbed. Jerry glanced at her. She was wearing see through silk and she had her hair loose. Lisa stepped out from a meadow. "Marceia? Can I have your silk on top?" she asked sweetly. Marceia through her silk down and dissapeared. Lisa and Jerry glanced at eachother. Lisa knealt down and picked up the silk. Daisy the sixteenth

"This feels warm!" Lisa exclaimed. She dropped the silk in the mud. Jerry picked it up. "It is warm! But it's clean!"Jerry said. It was true. The silk looked as if it was never dirty. Julira

The Story	The Authors
And then God came down and hence Judgement Day ensued. When asked, later on after all the fuss had died down, harry replied: 'God's really cool.' The last words ever spoken on earth, what a pity they had to come from the mouth of the harry. Oh well.	Bungholio
But Lisa and Jerry still remained on earth. The only problem was, well, I guess you could say they didn't like eachother much. Lisa didn't know Jerry was still alive so she stripped off her clothes and started to bathe herself in the river. Then she heard a noise. "Who's there?" Lisa called. Jerry's face popped out behind a bush. Lisa screamed. "Of all people, why do you have to be one of the last people on earth?" she cried. Jerry walked behind her and put his hands on her bare shoulders. "Well, um, Lisa, do you like me?" Jerry asked her uncomfortably. "Of coarse not! I hate you!" Lisa said. She reached for her clothes. They weren't there. " Where are my clothes."She demanded. "I don't know. It happened to my clothes, too."Jerry shrugged. "Well, good bye!" she stomped away, naked and all. Lisa walked into a meadow and started eating berries. Jerry walked into the meadow and hid behind a tree. Then he stepped out from behind the tree, still in clothes, and walked over to Lisa. Lisa looked up to see Jerry in clothes. Lisa shifted uncomfortably. Jerry reached out to stroke Lisa's breasts. Lisa swiped his hand away. "You idiot! Can't you tell I don't like you? How do you think it feels to be naked in front of someone you hate? Worst of all, in front of someone with their clothes on?" Lisa screamed. Her eyes started getting watery. " I hate you! I never want to see you again!" she sobbed. Lisa ran away. Of coarse, Jerry followed her. He snuck behind her. Lisa turned around. "Jerry! Stop following me!" she cried. Jerry stepped out from the tall grass. "Lisa, I forever wanted to tell you this, but, I love you! You are my everything! I love no lady but you! I dream about you! All that are in my thoughts are you, Lisa! I love you deeply!" Jerry said. "I really do!" Lisa sighed. She didn't know if she wanted to kiss him, or to swear at him. Lisa sighed again. "Well, I guess I love you, too." She finally said. Jerry breathed a sigh of relief. Jerry reached out to put his hands on her bare shoulders. Lisa nodded. Jerry put his hands on her stomach. Then, finally, Jerry touched her breasts and rubbed her vagina. Lisa sighed. She loved every minute of this. She had to admit, she loved Jerry. She wanted him to keep on rubbing forever and ever and ever. She felt sorry that she hated him before, but now she knew she loved him. She knew that they would always be together forever and ever and ever, and for all eternity. Jerry was happy and he now knew that they both loved eachother. Of coarse, he would always keep his clothes on and either Lisa would feel perfectly safe with his arms and his body or else Lisa would get VERY angry and start swearing or just plain old "son of a bitch" she meant a female dog, not the swearing bitch. She said that because she thought is was funny to call a human male a son of a female dog. Jerry thought that was stupid. Of coarse, he never told Lisa that. Then they would have a real fight. Usually, Lisa was the swearing queen and Jerry was the serious buissnus man, so they could very well be the odd couple. Also, they were a special type of person. They would live forever and never get older. After two years, Jerry saw someone he never expected to see. He saw Marceia. "Marceia!" Jerry cried. "Oh, Jerry! I'm not Marceia. I'm the spirit of Marceia!" she sobbed. Jerry glanced at her. She was wearing see through silk and she had her hair loose. Lisa stepped out from a meadow. "Marceia? Can I have your silk on top?" she asked sweetly. Marceia through her silk down and dissapeared. Lisa and Jerry glanced at eachother. Lisa knealt down and picked up the silk.	Daisy the sixteenth
"This feels warm!" Lisa exclaimed. She dropped the silk in the mud. Jerry picked it up. "It is warm! But it's clean!"Jerry said. It was true. The silk looked as if it was never dirty.	Julira

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