Reflections on the Surface of a Toe Nail

Chapter 1

The Story The Authors

In typical pro-wrestling style, the two teams set up a cage match for the tag-team titles. Meloncoly Corgan and Lindros the Lamp-Lighter won the belts in a slug-fest a month earlier from Nacho Man and the Huckster, both back for one last go-around (and their final pay-checks). Denis came out in typical sycho fashion and dressed in drag. This alone made him a difficult opponent because Lindros wouldn't touch him! Billy, on the other hand, had come to grips with the reality of Denis' feminine side and started bashing his head into the turn-buckle with all his bald-headed fury. Noel was the suprise factor in this bout, however. Still pissed that he would never be able to fully enjoy the pure satisfaction that is coke-sorting, Nasty Noel gave Eric a cross-check he would not soon forget. Then came a blatant high-stick followed by an eye-popping slash to the groin. Perhaps a better interpretation would be hooking,but the guest color commentators Bill Walton and Magic Johnson were at their usual best and failed to make the correct call. At any rate, it was clear that the gloves had come off, and thank goodness because Billy's new guitar sound was getting really irritating... Hitman

At the press conferance after the fight, Billy Corgan told the press, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage, or a wrestling ring for that matter." Noel Gallagher simply stated "I'm gonna live forever. And next I'll beat the bloody pulp out of Damon Albarn of Blur." Looking up from the glare of the camera lights and press flashes, Noel recognized a familiar countenance near the back of the crowd. Holding a can of beer and a joint, and with crutches and a neck brace,......could it be....no!, (but how?),...... but it was,...yes it was his brother Liam! The two brothers were reunited.... Steve

Billy Corgan stood up and said, 'This is the new member of out band'. Liam turned away from Noel and walked over to Billy. All eyes were on him, Noel was being completely ignored. I went into a rage, went out to a bar, got drunker than he already was, and drove off a cliff. none

It was certainly a good thing that the cliff I drove off of was made of cardboard. But the two frightened children staring at me and their ruined mountain (a cardboard box) were not going to be forgiving. Megan

At once they pummelled me with shredded wheat! none

But, what wheat it was! Now I feel like a champion! none

What is this....help......... hallucinations? Oh god, will I live? And the children cried......... Mountain! a transverse of colours........ a crashing car in a dreamworld. Then Noel Gallagher awoke at the bottom of a ravine, his head aching, a wrecked Rolls Royce ten meters from him. Hitman

He brought his hand up quickly, his lungs were aching to cough. When he looked down, he found his hand covered in thick, mucousy blood. The blood also was all over the front of his shirt. He tried to get up, found himself too light-headed and resolved to crawl around. He crawled ten feet before he hit the ground and stopped completely. His head filled with sappy celestial music, the kind that Tannia always put on and he never liked. "Noel, Noel" came the angel's voice, beckoning from above. It seemed to Noel he had heard the voice before, and he finally recognized the voice of Tannia. She reached down, he reached up, they touched cheek to cheek. With a loud gasp Noel woke up. The concrete was cold beneath his bare skin, but Tannia's skin was pleasantly warm. The audience applauded. He found himself coated with a brown, sticky substance, looked up, found Tannia asleep, apparently not caring about the small but appreciative audience that had gathered about them. My god, Noel thought, the acid, the gin... then what? Deus ex Machina, Sorta

Everyone was melting around him. He saw Blue dinosaurs dancing about. He was wondering where he was and how he had appeared there and why the dinosaurs where watching them sleep. MandMe

Then he remembered that he had fallen there into the land of the Blue dinosaurs. However, it couldn't be too exciting for them to watch him sleep because, if he remebered correctly, they were usually a more playful bunch. Usually you could find them swinging from the branches of the trees into the tar pits. And there was never a weekend that they didn't have a party at their pond. Suddenly, he began to wonder what his name was. Could these dinosaurs tell him? chelleandL

The Story	The Authors
In typical pro-wrestling style, the two teams set up a cage match for the tag-team titles. Meloncoly Corgan and Lindros the Lamp-Lighter won the belts in a slug-fest a month earlier from Nacho Man and the Huckster, both back for one last go-around (and their final pay-checks). Denis came out in typical sycho fashion and dressed in drag. This alone made him a difficult opponent because Lindros wouldn't touch him! Billy, on the other hand, had come to grips with the reality of Denis' feminine side and started bashing his head into the turn-buckle with all his bald-headed fury. Noel was the suprise factor in this bout, however. Still pissed that he would never be able to fully enjoy the pure satisfaction that is coke-sorting, Nasty Noel gave Eric a cross-check he would not soon forget. Then came a blatant high-stick followed by an eye-popping slash to the groin. Perhaps a better interpretation would be hooking,but the guest color commentators Bill Walton and Magic Johnson were at their usual best and failed to make the correct call. At any rate, it was clear that the gloves had come off, and thank goodness because Billy's new guitar sound was getting really irritating...	Hitman
At the press conferance after the fight, Billy Corgan told the press, "Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage, or a wrestling ring for that matter." Noel Gallagher simply stated "I'm gonna live forever. And next I'll beat the bloody pulp out of Damon Albarn of Blur." Looking up from the glare of the camera lights and press flashes, Noel recognized a familiar countenance near the back of the crowd. Holding a can of beer and a joint, and with crutches and a neck brace,......could it be....no!, (but how?),...... but it was,...yes it was his brother Liam! The two brothers were reunited....	Steve
Billy Corgan stood up and said, 'This is the new member of out band'. Liam turned away from Noel and walked over to Billy. All eyes were on him, Noel was being completely ignored. I went into a rage, went out to a bar, got drunker than he already was, and drove off a cliff.	none
It was certainly a good thing that the cliff I drove off of was made of cardboard. But the two frightened children staring at me and their ruined mountain (a cardboard box) were not going to be forgiving.	Megan
At once they pummelled me with shredded wheat!	none
But, what wheat it was! Now I feel like a champion!	none
What is this....help......... hallucinations? Oh god, will I live? And the children cried......... Mountain! a transverse of colours........ a crashing car in a dreamworld. Then Noel Gallagher awoke at the bottom of a ravine, his head aching, a wrecked Rolls Royce ten meters from him.	Hitman
He brought his hand up quickly, his lungs were aching to cough. When he looked down, he found his hand covered in thick, mucousy blood. The blood also was all over the front of his shirt. He tried to get up, found himself too light-headed and resolved to crawl around. He crawled ten feet before he hit the ground and stopped completely. His head filled with sappy celestial music, the kind that Tannia always put on and he never liked. "Noel, Noel" came the angel's voice, beckoning from above. It seemed to Noel he had heard the voice before, and he finally recognized the voice of Tannia. She reached down, he reached up, they touched cheek to cheek. With a loud gasp Noel woke up. The concrete was cold beneath his bare skin, but Tannia's skin was pleasantly warm. The audience applauded. He found himself coated with a brown, sticky substance, looked up, found Tannia asleep, apparently not caring about the small but appreciative audience that had gathered about them. My god, Noel thought, the acid, the gin... then what?	Deus ex Machina, Sorta
Everyone was melting around him. He saw Blue dinosaurs dancing about. He was wondering where he was and how he had appeared there and why the dinosaurs where watching them sleep.	MandMe
Then he remembered that he had fallen there into the land of the Blue dinosaurs. However, it couldn't be too exciting for them to watch him sleep because, if he remebered correctly, they were usually a more playful bunch. Usually you could find them swinging from the branches of the trees into the tar pits. And there was never a weekend that they didn't have a party at their pond. Suddenly, he began to wonder what his name was. Could these dinosaurs tell him?	chelleandL

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