Reflections on the Surface of a Toe Nail

Chapter 1

The Story The Authors

The dinosaurs spoke in plain English at their party. He went up to the leader of the Blue Dinosaurs, who was smoking something with a pungent oder, and asked him, "What's my name Big Daddy?" And the blue dinosaur said to him..... hey

"Why, son, your name is T Knee Rex, you know that. Now why do you ask such a foolish question?" the dinosaur leader breathed at him, through a cloud of toxic orange smoke. "I don't know," replied the youngster. "I want something and I don't know what it is. What am I, Daddy-O?" oliver

"You are a speck of dust on satan's hatpin", said the dinosaur leader. I think you should be banished from the Creamsicle community. none

I denounce satan, I am on the side of the All Mighty none

Oh yeah? Well i rule the universe, for i am EMPORER TIMANDORO BOCUHCHI, supreme ruler of the universe!!! Well, not really,(the real ruler is Jesus) but it's a pretty good tittle ain't it? Puggirl

"No, it's a lousy title" said the true ruler of the universe before smiting the "emporer". "Well", she said, "now that bit of mess is taken care of lets move on to the tournament". none

There was a man in the bathroom and he couldn't use it. He told everyone that he had to but it wouldn't come out What should he do? Nique

"I've got an idea", the young girl, who was waiting for her turn, said. If you put your legs behind your neck, you'll squeeze the shit out! none

"My way, however, is much more hygienic" rasped Kurt , snapping on the rubber gloves. "Now, would the patient just bend over my desk, and -" "Stop!!!" Kurt gasped and spun around. Standing just inside the window was a black-clothed figure wearing a faceless balaclava. KMB

And holding a slice of baklava that was dripping with honey and nuts. "I've com to prevent the abuse of this alien!" said the black-clothed figure. none

"i'M NO ALIEN" said the creature. none

"I'm no human" said I Katherine

"You are an alien," i said, "Look at yourself. You have bulging eyes, purple s skin and long nose." "Look at YOU! You have blue eyes and blonde hair!" Amnotanalien

"Well," I said " I am a human. And at least i'm not as stupid as you are!" Caitlin Olsen

The bathroom door finally opened and out stepped a thin man in a dark blue suit and brown shoes. Reaching into his vest pocket he retrieved a thin wallet, "Officer de Jesus of the Immigration and Naturalization Service" he introduced himself. "Where were you born?" he asked the short green alien. "In a little cafe, just the other side of the border" the alien replied. "Good," he retorted "I like honesty". Turning to me he asked, "Did you ever steal from your mother's purse?" none

"Weeeell..." I said a bit nervous, "It was only once, and I paid her back as soon as I had the money. It was to buy a birthday present for my brother..." The man looked at me with distain on his face. "And what exactly did you buy your brother with the money?" "Uhhhhhh, it was a GI Joe action figure... Hey! What does this have to do with anything anyway?!?" Pansy girl

Well, it all depends on what type of GI Joe you bought your brother, young man. If it was our new transvestite GI Joe, then there may be hope for your brother. Rhonda

"Your sick man, you know that!" I said indignantly. "My brother is just fine, unless this..creature got to him I suppose" Said I taking my forst good look at the little alien who kept changing from green to purple. none

The man shot Noel with something and everything went fuzzy. He woke up in a hospital bed with his brother, Liam, Billy Courgan, and Dennis Rodman standing over his bed. "You sure did it this time, Noel," Liam said "You almost bloody killed yourself with a bloody overdose!" Noel shook his head and looked around. "I had a funny dream, and you, and you, and you, and you(!) were there!" He exclaimed Dennis spoke up. "Man you're never going to get well on what they give you here to eat, here have a beer." He pulled one out of his purse for each of the celebrities, and they all drank themselves into oblivion. Dan's Girl

The next day, Noel was still thinking about the dream he had. I wonder if I really did have that dream. Maybe it was real. He thought. When Noel went to bed that night, he dreamed that Dennis Rodman was saying, "Well, well,well. I suppose you think this is a dream too, huh?" "Well, if that and this are dreams, then I didn't really kick that guy in between the legs!" THE END Anna Flemke

The Story	The Authors
The dinosaurs spoke in plain English at their party. He went up to the leader of the Blue Dinosaurs, who was smoking something with a pungent oder, and asked him, "What's my name Big Daddy?" And the blue dinosaur said to him.....	hey
"Why, son, your name is T Knee Rex, you know that. Now why do you ask such a foolish question?" the dinosaur leader breathed at him, through a cloud of toxic orange smoke. "I don't know," replied the youngster. "I want something and I don't know what it is. What am I, Daddy-O?"	oliver
"You are a speck of dust on satan's hatpin", said the dinosaur leader. I think you should be banished from the Creamsicle community.	none
I denounce satan, I am on the side of the All Mighty	none
Oh yeah? Well i rule the universe, for i am EMPORER TIMANDORO BOCUHCHI, supreme ruler of the universe!!! Well, not really,(the real ruler is Jesus) but it's a pretty good tittle ain't it?	Puggirl
"No, it's a lousy title" said the true ruler of the universe before smiting the "emporer". "Well", she said, "now that bit of mess is taken care of lets move on to the tournament".	none
There was a man in the bathroom and he couldn't use it. He told everyone that he had to but it wouldn't come out What should he do?	Nique
"I've got an idea", the young girl, who was waiting for her turn, said. If you put your legs behind your neck, you'll squeeze the shit out!	none
"My way, however, is much more hygienic" rasped Kurt , snapping on the rubber gloves. "Now, would the patient just bend over my desk, and -" "Stop!!!" Kurt gasped and spun around. Standing just inside the window was a black-clothed figure wearing a faceless balaclava.	KMB
And holding a slice of baklava that was dripping with honey and nuts. "I've com to prevent the abuse of this alien!" said the black-clothed figure.	none
"i'M NO ALIEN" said the creature.	none
"I'm no human" said I	Katherine
"You are an alien," i said, "Look at yourself. You have bulging eyes, purple s skin and long nose." "Look at YOU! You have blue eyes and blonde hair!"	Amnotanalien
"Well," I said " I am a human. And at least i'm not as stupid as you are!"	Caitlin Olsen
The bathroom door finally opened and out stepped a thin man in a dark blue suit and brown shoes. Reaching into his vest pocket he retrieved a thin wallet, "Officer de Jesus of the Immigration and Naturalization Service" he introduced himself. "Where were you born?" he asked the short green alien. "In a little cafe, just the other side of the border" the alien replied. "Good," he retorted "I like honesty". Turning to me he asked, "Did you ever steal from your mother's purse?"	none
"Weeeell..." I said a bit nervous, "It was only once, and I paid her back as soon as I had the money. It was to buy a birthday present for my brother..." The man looked at me with distain on his face. "And what exactly did you buy your brother with the money?" "Uhhhhhh, it was a GI Joe action figure... Hey! What does this have to do with anything anyway?!?"	Pansy girl
Well, it all depends on what type of GI Joe you bought your brother, young man. If it was our new transvestite GI Joe, then there may be hope for your brother.	Rhonda
"Your sick man, you know that!" I said indignantly. "My brother is just fine, unless this..creature got to him I suppose" Said I taking my forst good look at the little alien who kept changing from green to purple.	none
The man shot Noel with something and everything went fuzzy. He woke up in a hospital bed with his brother, Liam, Billy Courgan, and Dennis Rodman standing over his bed. "You sure did it this time, Noel," Liam said "You almost bloody killed yourself with a bloody overdose!" Noel shook his head and looked around. "I had a funny dream, and you, and you, and you, and you(!) were there!" He exclaimed Dennis spoke up. "Man you're never going to get well on what they give you here to eat, here have a beer." He pulled one out of his purse for each of the celebrities, and they all drank themselves into oblivion.	Dan's Girl
The next day, Noel was still thinking about the dream he had. I wonder if I really did have that dream. Maybe it was real. He thought. When Noel went to bed that night, he dreamed that Dennis Rodman was saying, "Well, well,well. I suppose you think this is a dream too, huh?" "Well, if that and this are dreams, then I didn't really kick that guy in between the legs!" THE END	Anna Flemke

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