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Chapter 5

The Story The Authors

What or heros didn't know would someday be tought in the schools of the underworld. Their names would be remembered for all time, at least by the citizens of the underworld. Little did they know, they were in the midst of one of the greatest of battles of all time. This battle would bring an end to the condiment wars. Their part in this battle, little did they know, was much more then just escaping alive. They would be the one's to bring this war to an end. The condiment wars had raged for eight generations, and the underworld had grown tired and weary. The three races had been battling for food and for survival. These battles have used up what little resourses the underworld could contribute. This only made the situation snowball. Who would have though that three long-pigs would bring it to a peaceful end. Their involvement was not by choice. Their desire to escape, to survive, and live in peace, was what would end the conflict. For Muff the idea was just a means to create a distraction. For the underworld it would be a salvation. Just three days ago Muff's boss, Assistant Night Manager Brian Horowitz, decided he could trust her enough to give her the key to what would someday be known as "The Room of Never Ending Feast". In Muff's bloody palm she held the key to that salvation. It was the key to the Seven-Eleven supply room, and she knew she had to lead them there. Paul

What our heros didn't know would someday be tought in the schools of the underworld. Their names would be remembered for all time, at least by the citizens of the underworld. They were in the midst of one of the greatest of battles of all time. This battle would bring an end to the condiment wars. Their part in this battle, little did they know, was much more than escaping alive. They would be the one's to bring this war to an end. The condiment wars had raged for eight generations, and the underworld had grown tired and weary. The three races had been battling for food and for survival. These battles have used up what little resourses the underworld could contribute. This only made the situation snowball. Who would have though that three long-pigs would bring it to a peaceful end. Their involvement was not by choice. Their desire to escape, to survive, and live in peace, was what would end the conflict. For Muff the idea was just a means to create a distraction. For the underworld it would be a salvation. Just three days ago Muff's boss, Assistant Night Manager Brian Horowitz, decided he could trust her enough to give her the key to what would someday be known as "The Room of Never Ending Feast". In Muff's bloody palm she held the key to that salvation. It was the key to the Seven-Eleven supply room, and she knew she had to lead them there. Paul

"WWLKLYUOADOWNTELVOJDEETA!!" screamed the Doughnut Dwarves, closing in.
"WHO GOES THERE? KILL THE DOUGHNUT DWARVES!!" screamed the Bagel Gnomes, closing in on the Doughnut Dwarves.
"WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU LONGPIG KILLERS!!" screamed the koffee kobolds, closing in on the Doughnut Dwarves and Bagel Gnomes.
Muff, Geraldine, and Adam were in the centre of what was going to be the biggest melee they had ever seen. Make that the biggest explosion, thought Geraldine as 25 Bagel gnomes, 65 Dougnut Dwarves, and 89 koffee kobolds took out Icing Grenades.
"PLEASE!! DON'T HURT US!!!" screamed Adam (who thought screaming in capital letters was really cool).
Muff knew that was not enough, there had to be a bribe... "I'LL GIVE YOU THIS KEY IF YOU DON'T HURT US!!!"
The room suddenly fell silent.
"What is it?" asked one Bagel Gnome.
"It's - it's - the key to the 7-11 supply room! With all the bagels, doughnuts, and cupcakes you could ever want! I'll lead you there if you stop fighting and lead us out of this cave!" Carolyn

A faint glow was seen at the mouth. Slowly it grew to the size of a large crusty french loaf bucket

"There!" yelled a koffee kobold. "Follow that light and you will get out! But first give us the keys!"
Muff threw the keys to the doughnut dwarves. They let him pass with Geraldine and Adam. But he had doubts about following the light. What if it was a trick? And how would Hadley get out? Carolyn

The Story	The Authors
What or heros didn't know would someday be tought in the schools of the underworld. Their names would be remembered for all time, at least by the citizens of the underworld. Little did they know, they were in the midst of one of the greatest of battles of all time. This battle would bring an end to the condiment wars. Their part in this battle, little did they know, was much more then just escaping alive. They would be the one's to bring this war to an end. The condiment wars had raged for eight generations, and the underworld had grown tired and weary. The three races had been battling for food and for survival. These battles have used up what little resourses the underworld could contribute. This only made the situation snowball. Who would have though that three long-pigs would bring it to a peaceful end. Their involvement was not by choice. Their desire to escape, to survive, and live in peace, was what would end the conflict. For Muff the idea was just a means to create a distraction. For the underworld it would be a salvation. Just three days ago Muff's boss, Assistant Night Manager Brian Horowitz, decided he could trust her enough to give her the key to what would someday be known as "The Room of Never Ending Feast". In Muff's bloody palm she held the key to that salvation. It was the key to the Seven-Eleven supply room, and she knew she had to lead them there.	Paul
What our heros didn't know would someday be tought in the schools of the underworld. Their names would be remembered for all time, at least by the citizens of the underworld. They were in the midst of one of the greatest of battles of all time. This battle would bring an end to the condiment wars. Their part in this battle, little did they know, was much more than escaping alive. They would be the one's to bring this war to an end. The condiment wars had raged for eight generations, and the underworld had grown tired and weary. The three races had been battling for food and for survival. These battles have used up what little resourses the underworld could contribute. This only made the situation snowball. Who would have though that three long-pigs would bring it to a peaceful end. Their involvement was not by choice. Their desire to escape, to survive, and live in peace, was what would end the conflict. For Muff the idea was just a means to create a distraction. For the underworld it would be a salvation. Just three days ago Muff's boss, Assistant Night Manager Brian Horowitz, decided he could trust her enough to give her the key to what would someday be known as "The Room of Never Ending Feast". In Muff's bloody palm she held the key to that salvation. It was the key to the Seven-Eleven supply room, and she knew she had to lead them there.	Paul
"WWLKLYUOADOWNTELVOJDEETA!!" screamed the Doughnut Dwarves, closing in. "WHO GOES THERE? KILL THE DOUGHNUT DWARVES!!" screamed the Bagel Gnomes, closing in on the Doughnut Dwarves. "WE'VE GOT YOU NOW, YOU LONGPIG KILLERS!!" screamed the koffee kobolds, closing in on the Doughnut Dwarves and Bagel Gnomes. Muff, Geraldine, and Adam were in the centre of what was going to be the biggest melee they had ever seen. Make that the biggest explosion, thought Geraldine as 25 Bagel gnomes, 65 Dougnut Dwarves, and 89 koffee kobolds took out Icing Grenades. "PLEASE!! DON'T HURT US!!!" screamed Adam (who thought screaming in capital letters was really cool). Muff knew that was not enough, there had to be a bribe... "I'LL GIVE YOU THIS KEY IF YOU DON'T HURT US!!!" The room suddenly fell silent. "What is it?" asked one Bagel Gnome. "It's - it's - the key to the 7-11 supply room! With all the bagels, doughnuts, and cupcakes you could ever want! I'll lead you there if you stop fighting and lead us out of this cave!"	Carolyn
A faint glow was seen at the mouth. Slowly it grew to the size of a large crusty french loaf	bucket
"There!" yelled a koffee kobold. "Follow that light and you will get out! But first give us the keys!" Muff threw the keys to the doughnut dwarves. They let him pass with Geraldine and Adam. But he had doubts about following the light. What if it was a trick? And how would Hadley get out?	Carolyn

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