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Chapter 5

The Story The Authors

He can't, if we are traveling at the speed of light, so we must warp slowly. Jim Beam

As she passed, Geraldine looked one of the donut dwarves in the eyes. She tried to ascertain whether they were likely to lie. She hadn't noticed their smell before, and her head recoiled slightly in surprise. pH

Dirty socks, fried eggs, and rotten pasta covered with powdered sugar,it really was quite powerful. Her eyes began to water a bit from the proximity of one particularly odiferous little bugger. Lanark

After a mass exodus of kobolds, gnomes, dwarves, and several rats (which must have a sense for am oncoming feast, or maybe it was the smell of dwarven saliva that they followed), Geraldine and the others started to follow the light. Muff wondered, "Why didn't we notice this bright light before?". Adam added, "..And all these brightly lit 'EXIT' signs?" Geraldine concluded," It was fear, the fear in our hearts kept us from seeing the light." Once to the surface, they could hear the cries of Assistant Principle Handley, but they knew they could never find him in there again. Handley was just another casuality of war, a victim of his of fear. He would taste good with bean and cheese burritos. One question reamains, would the Gnomes be able to operate a microwave, or would they have to use the conventional cooking instructions? Paul

THE END March 16, 1999

The Story	The Authors
He can't, if we are traveling at the speed of light, so we must warp slowly.	Jim Beam
As she passed, Geraldine looked one of the donut dwarves in the eyes. She tried to ascertain whether they were likely to lie. She hadn't noticed their smell before, and her head recoiled slightly in surprise.	pH
Dirty socks, fried eggs, and rotten pasta covered with powdered sugar,it really was quite powerful. Her eyes began to water a bit from the proximity of one particularly odiferous little bugger.	Lanark
After a mass exodus of kobolds, gnomes, dwarves, and several rats (which must have a sense for am oncoming feast, or maybe it was the smell of dwarven saliva that they followed), Geraldine and the others started to follow the light. Muff wondered, "Why didn't we notice this bright light before?". Adam added, "..And all these brightly lit 'EXIT' signs?" Geraldine concluded," It was fear, the fear in our hearts kept us from seeing the light." Once to the surface, they could hear the cries of Assistant Principle Handley, but they knew they could never find him in there again. Handley was just another casuality of war, a victim of his of fear. He would taste good with bean and cheese burritos. One question reamains, would the Gnomes be able to operate a microwave, or would they have to use the conventional cooking instructions?	Paul
THE END	March 16, 1999

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