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Chapter 3

     The Story The Authors
So she got up and remade the bed unsing the 300 thread count pima cotton sheet set with the Martha Stewart monograms. She got back into the bed and immediately felt much more comfortable. She put the coins she found under the mattress, some kopeks and a zloty, into the empty brandy snifter on top of the piano. Amal was having a really hard time with the last request for "Best of AC/DC" but he carried on nontheless. Ignacious
Rufus continued to pace but now he was clenching and unclenching his fists. His face was turning red and Janice could swear she saw smoke coming out of his ears. Amal was screeching "Back in Black" at the top of his lungs. Janice drew fine percale sheet up to her chin. She was getting nervous again. Suddenly, Rufus stopped pacing and stomped his steel toe booted foot on the floor. "Where the hell is Nigel?!" he roared. Amal stopped singing and playing the piano. Janice pulled the sheet up over her nose. Rufus started pacing again and mumbling to himself. "I'm going to kill that bastard when he gets here!" Janice barely heard him say. cuddles
"What did you say?" mumbled Janice, her mouth filled with Cadbury’s Chocolate Fingers as she burrowed deep into the enveloping fine pima cotton duvet, over-filled with the down of virgin geese. She stuffed more chocolate fingers from the Cadbury’s tin box with the embossed, hinged lid into her generously sized mouth. She could barely hear Amal at the piano as he strained to finish the "Best of AC/DC" medley over the delectable crunch of each biscuit filled finger. She pulled the big down filled pillows in and around her under the duvet and stuffed another dozen chocolate fingers into her gaping maw. Ignacious
"This is some great chocolate," Janice thought. As if on cue, Amal started playing "Lady Stardust" on the piano. Janice wanted to sing along, but half-eaten chocolate poured from her mouth when she opened it to sing. "Ah poop," she cried, as the sweets stained her pillows. She cried as Amal sang... "He was awful nice, really quite paradise.. and he sang all night long..." NoirX
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Amal determined that by Janice's reaction to the song he'd just played, she was a Bowie fan and so decided to play a medley for her starting with Space Oddity and going into Heroes. Janice cried even harder and chocolate drool spilled out of her mouth onto the crisply ironed douvet cover. That's when Nigel finally walked into the room. He was appalled at what he saw. Rufus had curled up in a fetal position on the floor in the corner and was rocking back and forth, mumbling to himself. His man Amal was singing a very poor rendition of China Girl. And the woman that Nigel had sent Rufus and Amal to prepare for his (Nigel's) arrival was dripping with mascara and Cadbury spittle. "What the hell is going on here?" Nigel demanded. Janice turned to look at Nigel and seeing that he was not infact a troglodyte, but rather a tall, distinguished, purposeful looking man, she buried her face in her Scandia down pillow and sobbed uncontrollably. Rufus, having been driven mad with the anticipation of Nigel's coming, lunged at Nigel with the intent to kill him. Fortunately, the quick thinking Amal, who was a better fighter than a singer, broke the piano bench over Rufus' head, killing him outright. cuddles
In fright, Janice ate the last dozen and a half Cadbury's chocolate fingers. Ignacious
Janice was in such a state of fear and and confusion combined with a massive sugar high, that she ate her own chocolate covered fingers. The crimson stain spread across the Martha Stewart sheets as she nibbled her bloody stumps. Amal and Nigel left her there to bleed to death. cuddles
Janice are thinking. She feels her lonely. john
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And then the mimble sniggle planged into a flipperous vibble. "Colab!" he prackened, "I werted the jabelus!" So he snarfenkurd from Mushat to Lang. anonymousK


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