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Chapter 2

The Story The Authors

Jim and Fred had heard of these pills and eagerly gobbled them up. But unfortunately they had read the label wrong. They thought the label said "Viagara" but it actually said "Niagra". Within seconds of swallowing the pills, the two men were overcome with the urge to urinate. Amanda watched from the bed as Jim and Fred scurried around the room looking for a place to relieve themselves. When finally they could no longer hold it, the flood gates opened. Amanda screamed as the small room began to fill with urine. Janice, Kristi, Dianne, Vashondra and Bitzy laughed riotously as they watched the scene through a two way mirror. "Oh, I can't stand it anymore!" Janice said wiping away the tears. "Let's jettison these freaks and get on with our adventure." she continued, calming down. Vashondra agreed and pulled a lever that separated the piss filled pod containing the threesome from the space ship and sent them adrift in space. "You know," said Kristi, "It was a good thing we were able to throw Joey-Jane, Steve and Chrissy into that horrible murder machine that turned them all into hamburger meat which we sold to Mc Donalds' and then convert the machine into this awesome space ship." "Yeah," agreed Bitzy, serving petit fores to her friends from a silver tray. Sandy

oh well whats new? Joe

Obviously, nothing here. Because those screwy characters seem to be coming back. April May

It was one of those days you wish never happened yet when the day was through, you'd long for the memory. The sun beat down heavily on the dusty main road that led into town. The water tower in all its off-blue glory loomed over the railroad tracks below. It has stood adamantely there on the outskirts of Freyville for decades, weather-beaten and scarred yet still erect, symbolizing the townfolk's pride of never being a loser even after you have lost everything. alpha

Then the crashed Andalite ship landed and nothing was ever the same again. Animorphile

Untill, one day, an alien was founded near the ship getting busy with another alien and they had 10 babies. Zinc

Untill, one day, an alien was founded near the ship getting busy with another alien and they had 10 babies. Zinc

But it turned out that one of the creatures they thought to be a baby was really a alien-eating space worm. It devoured the whole immoral family of aliens in one chomp. Betty

But he didn't want to see yet another dumbass movie about an alien chimp. So he grabbed his skateboard and headed out to the park. Alien plots suck

Upon reaching the park, he heard a sudden noise from behind. It was the type of sound that feels like a large, soft kitten slowly contemplating his remaining lives behind you. Anticipating the worst, his hand quickly flew up to his hair to adjust the part, but in vain. It seemed styling mousse always did that to him, no matter how much he put on... Dimitri Demergis

The night air was filled with the aroma of springtime and freshness. Stars speckled the sky like thousands of silvery spots on a velvet black blanket. The stillness was like an eerie hand waiting to reach out and grab the first passerby, and the feeling of terror welled up from the depths of his being. BOO

And then I kissed the trash can! me

"Eeeeeww! Bitzy, that's disgusting!" Vashondra Du Lunchenette said in response to her friend's confession of yet another drunken stupor. "Girlfriend, you need to lay off the tequila! Here, have a vodka martini instead." Vashondra said handing Bitzy a cocktail glass that she had extracted from her 3 foot high strawberry blond beehive. She poured a drink for her friend and herself and then stuffed her cocktail shaker back into her hair. The two fabulously attired women sipped their drinks and decided to call up their old friend Janice to see what she was up to these days. They dialed the number but a recording said the number had been disconnected. Vashondra thought that was odd. Sandy

Janice was keen on odd numbers. She'd never had an even phone number in her life Linus

Then on moving to Sasketoon, Nebraska she was issued phone #357-9173, this changed her life as she was not able it imagine. Doug

The Story	The Authors
Jim and Fred had heard of these pills and eagerly gobbled them up. But unfortunately they had read the label wrong. They thought the label said "Viagara" but it actually said "Niagra". Within seconds of swallowing the pills, the two men were overcome with the urge to urinate. Amanda watched from the bed as Jim and Fred scurried around the room looking for a place to relieve themselves. When finally they could no longer hold it, the flood gates opened. Amanda screamed as the small room began to fill with urine. Janice, Kristi, Dianne, Vashondra and Bitzy laughed riotously as they watched the scene through a two way mirror. "Oh, I can't stand it anymore!" Janice said wiping away the tears. "Let's jettison these freaks and get on with our adventure." she continued, calming down. Vashondra agreed and pulled a lever that separated the piss filled pod containing the threesome from the space ship and sent them adrift in space. "You know," said Kristi, "It was a good thing we were able to throw Joey-Jane, Steve and Chrissy into that horrible murder machine that turned them all into hamburger meat which we sold to Mc Donalds' and then convert the machine into this awesome space ship." "Yeah," agreed Bitzy, serving petit fores to her friends from a silver tray.	Sandy
oh well whats new?	Joe
Obviously, nothing here. Because those screwy characters seem to be coming back.	April May
It was one of those days you wish never happened yet when the day was through, you'd long for the memory. The sun beat down heavily on the dusty main road that led into town. The water tower in all its off-blue glory loomed over the railroad tracks below. It has stood adamantely there on the outskirts of Freyville for decades, weather-beaten and scarred yet still erect, symbolizing the townfolk's pride of never being a loser even after you have lost everything.	alpha
Then the crashed Andalite ship landed and nothing was ever the same again.	Animorphile
Untill, one day, an alien was founded near the ship getting busy with another alien and they had 10 babies.	Zinc
Untill, one day, an alien was founded near the ship getting busy with another alien and they had 10 babies.	Zinc
But it turned out that one of the creatures they thought to be a baby was really a alien-eating space worm. It devoured the whole immoral family of aliens in one chomp.	Betty
But he didn't want to see yet another dumbass movie about an alien chimp. So he grabbed his skateboard and headed out to the park.	Alien plots suck
Upon reaching the park, he heard a sudden noise from behind. It was the type of sound that feels like a large, soft kitten slowly contemplating his remaining lives behind you. Anticipating the worst, his hand quickly flew up to his hair to adjust the part, but in vain. It seemed styling mousse always did that to him, no matter how much he put on...	Dimitri Demergis
The night air was filled with the aroma of springtime and freshness. Stars speckled the sky like thousands of silvery spots on a velvet black blanket. The stillness was like an eerie hand waiting to reach out and grab the first passerby, and the feeling of terror welled up from the depths of his being.	BOO
And then I kissed the trash can!	me
"Eeeeeww! Bitzy, that's disgusting!" Vashondra Du Lunchenette said in response to her friend's confession of yet another drunken stupor. "Girlfriend, you need to lay off the tequila! Here, have a vodka martini instead." Vashondra said handing Bitzy a cocktail glass that she had extracted from her 3 foot high strawberry blond beehive. She poured a drink for her friend and herself and then stuffed her cocktail shaker back into her hair. The two fabulously attired women sipped their drinks and decided to call up their old friend Janice to see what she was up to these days. They dialed the number but a recording said the number had been disconnected. Vashondra thought that was odd.	Sandy
Janice was keen on odd numbers. She'd never had an even phone number in her life	Linus
Then on moving to Sasketoon, Nebraska she was issued phone #357-9173, this changed her life as she was not able it imagine.	Doug

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