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Chapter 3

The Story The Authors

use the evil remote control on Joel and Kristi. Deep down, she knew they were right. It didn't matter how bizarre or fatal their situations were, they were just too easily resolved, not to mention the fact that they were all immortal and couldn't be killed anyway. It really made for poor storytelling. But she couldn't help herself. It seemed the evil remote control had some sort of power over her. She couldn't bear to give it up. She knew that if she didn't give it up, she would be forced to give it up, and she just could not allow that to happen. She aimed the remote at Joel and Kristi and poised her finger above the Burning Skittle Shower button. "No!" shouted Joel and Kristi in unison. "I'm sorry, I have to." Janice said with tears in her eyes. Suddenly, behind Janice, Vashondra Du Lunchenette had pulled a pair of numchuks from her three foot high strawberry blonde beehive hairdo and used them expertly to knock the evil remote control out of Janice's hand onto the floor. "NO!" she screamed. At the same time Janice and Jeremy both dove to the floor trying to gain control of the evil thing that was causing so much trouble. They rolled on the floor trying to wrestle the device away from each other. Suddenly, the front door burst open. It was Sandy

a woman whom nobody recognized. Every stopped to look at her. "Who are you?" Janice asked from the floor. "I'm one of the authors and I wanted to remind you that even though Joel and Kristi make a good point, this is not a normal story. If you all weren't so powerful, you'd all have been killed off months ago and the story would be a jumbled, meandering mess. Yes, you all are too powerful but on the other hand there is no limit to the kind of adventures you can have. So relax and enjoy." she was gone as quickly as she had come. Janice, Jeremy, Joel, Kristi, the angel Dianne, the ghost Terrence, Patrick and Vashondra all looked at each other. Then Janic and Jeremy got back to wrestling over the evil remote control. All of a sudden, Happy Mutant

i stripped naked and began to masturbate. as my cunt juices dripped hot and sticky all over the place karen

everyone else got back to the REAL story!!! "I NEED THAT EVIL REMOTE CONTROL!!!" screamed Janice. "NO YOU DON'T!!!" screamed everyone else (which, for the people who don't know this story, consisted of Joel, Kristi, Jeremy, Dianne, Terrence, Vashondra, and Patrick). They were all wrestling on the floor. Then Janice got up and said, "I'm sorry, but if you go against me in this manner I will be forced to destroy you!" She went to her room and plotted. She really did know, deep down inside, that she was doing something terribly evil and the others were right, but she couldn't help herself. The evil remote control had taken over her life. She went back and pointed the remote control at everyone and pressed a lot of the buttons but to her horrer it BACKFIRED!!! All ove a sudden Janice was a jellyfish inside a mobile home in Siberia full of superglue, scorpions, burning skittles, and TVs that were showing Howard Stern, Spice Girls, Carrot Top, and Titanic all at once. It was all very confusing and some of it was very painful. Then all of a sudden Carolyn

Lila threw her spear at Tirtiana. He turned into a snake. He hissed warningly at Lila. Lila glared into the eyes of Tirtiana. Stephanie started transforming into a venom snake. She darted at Tirtiana. Tirtiana transformed back to his original form. Stephanie shaped into her body. Tirtiana grabbed Renee's throat. Then.. Renee

Renee turned into a snake and bit Tirtiana on the wrist. To bad she forgot to turn into a venomous snake. Tirtiana grabbed the harmless Renee snake, bit her head off and spat it out into the dirt. Then he turned to Lila. Lila was still glaring into his eyes. Neither one noticed the woman with the 3 foot high strawberry blonde beehive hairdo approaching. She reached into her gravity defying coiffure, pulled out the shiny chrome cocktail shaker and began mixing drinks. "Listen, Sweetie," she said to Tirtiana. "What kind of name is Tirtiana? It sounds like a girl's name to me. You need to relax. Here. Have one of my famous, patented Watermelon Martinis. It'll knock your socks off, darling!" Vashondra du Lunchenette giggled. Tirtiana accepted the drink but what he didn't know was that Vashondra had slipped him a mickey. He dropped dead after one sip. "Well, that takes care of him." Vashondra, Lila and Stephanie jumped into Vashondra's dayglo green convertable mustang and sped away. Meanwhile, Sandy

The Story	The Authors
use the evil remote control on Joel and Kristi. Deep down, she knew they were right. It didn't matter how bizarre or fatal their situations were, they were just too easily resolved, not to mention the fact that they were all immortal and couldn't be killed anyway. It really made for poor storytelling. But she couldn't help herself. It seemed the evil remote control had some sort of power over her. She couldn't bear to give it up. She knew that if she didn't give it up, she would be forced to give it up, and she just could not allow that to happen. She aimed the remote at Joel and Kristi and poised her finger above the Burning Skittle Shower button. "No!" shouted Joel and Kristi in unison. "I'm sorry, I have to." Janice said with tears in her eyes. Suddenly, behind Janice, Vashondra Du Lunchenette had pulled a pair of numchuks from her three foot high strawberry blonde beehive hairdo and used them expertly to knock the evil remote control out of Janice's hand onto the floor. "NO!" she screamed. At the same time Janice and Jeremy both dove to the floor trying to gain control of the evil thing that was causing so much trouble. They rolled on the floor trying to wrestle the device away from each other. Suddenly, the front door burst open. It was	Sandy
a woman whom nobody recognized. Every stopped to look at her. "Who are you?" Janice asked from the floor. "I'm one of the authors and I wanted to remind you that even though Joel and Kristi make a good point, this is not a normal story. If you all weren't so powerful, you'd all have been killed off months ago and the story would be a jumbled, meandering mess. Yes, you all are too powerful but on the other hand there is no limit to the kind of adventures you can have. So relax and enjoy." she was gone as quickly as she had come. Janice, Jeremy, Joel, Kristi, the angel Dianne, the ghost Terrence, Patrick and Vashondra all looked at each other. Then Janic and Jeremy got back to wrestling over the evil remote control. All of a sudden,	Happy Mutant
i stripped naked and began to masturbate. as my cunt juices dripped hot and sticky all over the place	karen
everyone else got back to the REAL story!!! "I NEED THAT EVIL REMOTE CONTROL!!!" screamed Janice. "NO YOU DON'T!!!" screamed everyone else (which, for the people who don't know this story, consisted of Joel, Kristi, Jeremy, Dianne, Terrence, Vashondra, and Patrick). They were all wrestling on the floor. Then Janice got up and said, "I'm sorry, but if you go against me in this manner I will be forced to destroy you!" She went to her room and plotted. She really did know, deep down inside, that she was doing something terribly evil and the others were right, but she couldn't help herself. The evil remote control had taken over her life. She went back and pointed the remote control at everyone and pressed a lot of the buttons but to her horrer it BACKFIRED!!! All ove a sudden Janice was a jellyfish inside a mobile home in Siberia full of superglue, scorpions, burning skittles, and TVs that were showing Howard Stern, Spice Girls, Carrot Top, and Titanic all at once. It was all very confusing and some of it was very painful. Then all of a sudden	Carolyn
Lila threw her spear at Tirtiana. He turned into a snake. He hissed warningly at Lila. Lila glared into the eyes of Tirtiana. Stephanie started transforming into a venom snake. She darted at Tirtiana. Tirtiana transformed back to his original form. Stephanie shaped into her body. Tirtiana grabbed Renee's throat. Then..	Renee
Renee turned into a snake and bit Tirtiana on the wrist. To bad she forgot to turn into a venomous snake. Tirtiana grabbed the harmless Renee snake, bit her head off and spat it out into the dirt. Then he turned to Lila. Lila was still glaring into his eyes. Neither one noticed the woman with the 3 foot high strawberry blonde beehive hairdo approaching. She reached into her gravity defying coiffure, pulled out the shiny chrome cocktail shaker and began mixing drinks. "Listen, Sweetie," she said to Tirtiana. "What kind of name is Tirtiana? It sounds like a girl's name to me. You need to relax. Here. Have one of my famous, patented Watermelon Martinis. It'll knock your socks off, darling!" Vashondra du Lunchenette giggled. Tirtiana accepted the drink but what he didn't know was that Vashondra had slipped him a mickey. He dropped dead after one sip. "Well, that takes care of him." Vashondra, Lila and Stephanie jumped into Vashondra's dayglo green convertable mustang and sped away. Meanwhile,	Sandy

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