Bananas in Springtime

Bananas in Springtime

Chapter 4

     The Story The Authors
There is a flash flood warning in effect due to all the tears shed, this has been one trajic prom night. none
I saw a dog digging a trash can. Timmy
"What was that you said Patrick?" Alana asked. "I saw a dog digging a trash can." he repeated in a monotone voice. "Do you mean the dog really liked a trash can or he was digging IN a trash can?" Janice asked. "I saw a dog digging a trash can." Patrick monotoned again. "He's been like that since we got to this beach." Jeremy explained. "Oh. Well, getting back to this nipple ring," Janice said, "I think it's a sign. I think Terrence must be still alive or else this was left here by his ghost. After all, all my other dead children have either come back to life or come back as ghosts." "I saw a dog digging a trash can." Patrick said to Janice. "Oh shut up." she replied. Sandy R
He had run away from home and was so hungry. When he found an old none
shoe." Janice slapped Patrick across the face. "Will you please shut up about the damn dog!" She screamed at him. "Jeez, Mom, chill out!" Joel said. "Yeah, Janice, maybe he's trying to tell us something about Terrence!" Alana suggested. Sandy R
"I saw a dog digging a trash can I saw a dog digging a trash can" repeated Patrick. "Oh dear," said Terrence, "I put the curse on Patrick instead of Biffy." Janice, Jeremy, Joel, Kristi, and Alana turned quickly around. Then they realized he was a bad but not quite evil kind of angel. Alana didn't realize it though and she threw her arms around him adn vaporized in a flash of lightening. "That's what happens when you touch a legna like me," said Terrence. "Well at least we got rid of that bitch!" said Kristi. "I saw a dog digging a trash can" replied Patrick. "Just a minute," said Terrence. "I think I can fix this up." "Hello!" said Patrick. Everyone cheered. "Hello" said Patrick again. "Hello yourself" said Joel, "we heard you the first time." "Hello" said Patrick. "Oh, crap," said Terrence, "I messed up again." After a few moments Patrick turned to Janice and said, "You're beuatiful." Janice, quite flattered, said, "Thank you." "You're beuatiful," said Patrick. "Um, didn't you say that before?" said Janice. "You're beuatiful," repeated Patrick "Oh shit," said Terrence, "I got it all wrong again." Then Patrick turned to Kristi and said, "would you like adonut?" "Yes," said Kristo. "Would you like a donut?" asked Patrick again. Kristi groaned. "OH dammit," said Terrence "I can't remember the right spell." Carolyn


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