Chapter 2
| The Story | The Authors |
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| The girls kept falling. With each second they were nearer to the blazing star which was directly in their path....... | |
| Suddenly, they felt something grab them. They had been so frightened of the star below them that they hadn't noticed a familiar shape approach from behind them: it was their spaceship! A big man-like shape in a purple spacesuit had grabbed them under one long arm, then pulled him (or her or it)self back to the spaceship on a tether line. The mysterious stranger started their spaceship moving rapidly away from the star, then helped them out of their stuffy spacesuits -- then took off his own. It was a 7-foot tall purple dinosaur! He said, "Hi, girls! Thanks so much for leaving this nifty spaceship to help me get away from those awful monsters. It was a little broken, but I managed to fix it. I hope you like the new warp drive I installed." | |
| "Wow!" said Joanna, Kim, and Ramona all at once. "Jinx!" they all said at once. Everyone laughed, including Barney. (They had figured out he was Barney.) "Looks like we saved ourselves - with Barney's help." Everyone laughed again. Suddenly something beeped. "Oops," said Barney. Time for me to start exploring. Before the girls knew it, they were by another asteroid. Some teenagers were on it, singing, "I hate you, you hate me, we'll team up and kill Barney!" The asteroid lurched and they all fell off. "I should save them!" said Barney. He pulled them into the ship. Joanna noticed that all the teenagers had I HATE BARNEY T-shirts on, except for some of them who didn't have shirts al all. Before barney could see that, the oldest kid in the group lunged at him. Joanna, Ramona, and Kim knew what was happening. They also knew they had to save Barney - but how? | |
| "Barney! No!" Ramona cried. Joanna weeped softly, tears streaming down her face. The oldest boy of the gang grinned. Kim looked up. He had messy brown hair, and he needed braces. She guessed he was about 17 years old. " Hi ya' all! Hope yat Barney gotta huge head! Sees about 50 or so. Gotta ciggerate, KIDS? My Lisa gotta take care o' ya now, ra'r yat Barney 'ere." the boy said. " What's ya name?" Ramona spoke up. The boy glared at her. "Name's Chark. Ya's Beth?" He said. Ramona shook her head. "Name's Ram. This Jo, here Im." Ramona replied, trying her best to sound grown-up. Chark laughed. " Come, Ram, Jo, IM, gotta sees ya mo'er, L'sa." Chark said. " Heys, Chark, sees kids ou' aire. Fors me?" a women called out. She looked about 16 years old. "Yeah, kids han' round Barney. Gotta kill 'em an sees ya tak are o em." Chark said. "Deals here." Lisa said. " In, kids." As soon as they were in, Lisa began taking off their clothes and led them into the bathtub. " Names?" Lisa said while she was scrubbing Ramona's chest. " I'm Joanna, she's Ramona, and this is Kim." Joanna replied. Lisa was onto Joanna's chest now. She took about ten minutes scrubbing their chests, then fingering their nipples so they were clean, and then scrubbed them again. " How ol ar ya?" Lisa asked. " We're all ten." Kim said. Lisa began on their stomachs. Then she was going to do their backs, then their rear ends, then their arms, then their legs, then their faces, and then their private parts once again. " Don't you think we're a little to old to be having an audiance for our baths?" Romona asked. " Nah." Lisa replied. At that very moment, 6 boys walked into the room. They were all about 13 or so. They had 3 boys about 10 years old with them. The girls turned away, very embarresed. One of the boys whispered something in Lisa's ear. Lisa turned to the girls. " Kids, boys gotta talk ta me. 3 kid boys gotta take a bath, ta. The'll be taking one with ya in their trunks." Lisa closed the door. The boys eyed the girls. One of them quickly dragged Kim out of the tub. Unfortantly, they weren't soapy. They were just wet. They all dragged the girls out of the tub. Then they took them to the attic. " Steve, what ya wanna play with em?"One of the boys asked ( Carter). "How 'bout tie 'n' invite?" another said (Roger). " Yeah!" another replied ( Steve). The boys tied the girls up against a pole. Then they called up 7 of their friends ( Brian, Mark, Watson, Mike, Dan, Ben, and Pete). Then they had a small party, raced to the tub, and got wet just in time. " Hi, kiss. Get'm dressed 'n less eas." Lisa said after the boys were gone. The girls went to their new room and opened the door. Ramona cautiously opened the shelf to the dresser. " Look at these clothes!" Kim exclaimed. She held a petticoat up that the girls wore in the town they lived in. The petticoat was a lavender color, and was up to their knees. They put it on (they had all the same clothes) and went downstairs. " Hi, y' all. Let's go ta the diner. Fa diner." Lisa said. | |
| Joanna woke up. What a strange dream! But she wasn't on the space ship, so the space ship HAD exploded. "Hmmm," she thought, "What part of my memory is real?" "Hey!" said Kim. "Wake up! I just explained my idea to Ramona." "Oh," said Joanna,"I thought your idea was to jump off the asteroid." "No," said Ramona. "Kim had a MUCH better idea than that! She said we could tame all these monsters, then we won't have to fix our ship." "Great!" said Joanna. "When do we begin?" "Right now." answered Kim. | |
| Shit she thought and killed herself. | |
| Only she didn't die, she only slowed down. She slowed down to almost a halt, he heart barely thumping deep in her chest. Her lungs, now, only holding droplets of air. Yet still she could not die, maybe it was not her time to go. She thought to herself, "if it is not my time to go, then whose time is it?" Her words were never heard as the tears poured out her bloody eyes. Why was she still conscious, why was she still here? "I should be floating on some cloud by now." She thought, "where's my cloud?" And just then a man let down his hand and picked her up from the ground where she lay. | |
| Anne stared at the man, he had dark brown hair, chestnut brown eyes, and said, " My name is Anne." That was all that she could say. The man nodded. " I am here to save you from your sorrowness, Anne, I'm an angel." the man said. Anne gasped. " You're a favorite of us, and I, Samuel, was sent here to help you." " Sure , Sam. Can you help me get better soon?" Anne asked. He shrugged. " Anne, your on your way to heaven. We're having a little confrence up there." Sam pointed up to heaven. Anne gasped again. " I really am?" Anne whispered. | |
| "That would mean I'm going to die!" "Yes," said Samuel, you ARE very sick, Anne." "Oh dear," said Anne. | |
| Wait, thougt Anne, my name's not Anne, it's Joanna. "Well," said Samuel, "We changed your name. Once you get to Heaven, you're a new person." as Joanna/Anne arrived in heaven, she noticed Ramona and Kim struggling with monsters. The monsters were trying to eat Ramona and Kim. Ramona and Kim were trying to tame the monsters. No one succeeded. "I've got to help them!" thought Joanna/Anne. She jumped out the window of Heaven AND DISSAPPEARED. Slowly the dead body of Joanna started to move.... | |
| Wait, thougt Anne, my name's not Anne, it's Joanna. "Well," said Samuel, "We changed your name. Once you get to Heaven, you're a new person." as Joanna/Anne arrived in heaven, she noticed Ramona and Kim struggling with monsters. The monsters were trying to eat Ramona and Kim. Ramona and Kim were trying to tame the monsters. No one succeeded. "I've got to help them!" thought Joanna/Anne. She jumped out the window of Heaven AND DISSAPPEARED. Slowly the dead body of Joanna started to move.... | |
| IT WAS JUST HER IMAGINATION!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "I got my windowfaw as lindowaw, as wonderwaw. Maybe just a little bit would help you understand. Maybe me- I'm just crazy. Or possibly I'm sexy. Maybe to you- or maybe to Jon. Just strip me off. You heard me! Strip me off: of my clothes and my soul! Yeah!" Larisa Martin's voice rang out in the auditorium. Everybody applauded. She was lead singer of the Wonders. It consited of Marisa O'Blealy (guitar), Larisa Martin (lead singer), Dave Wolter (drums), Matt Haertous ( Pronounced HER DOOS [keyboard]) and Brianna Gulusky (dancer and back singer). This was their 23rd concert. They were all 15 and a half years old. Auctully, Brianna was 12, but she was the reason they scored HIGH! " That was the best!" Brianna twirled around and sang, " Maybe I am sooo sexy, baby, ya gotta believe me, heard the moumathousis yet?" Marisa and Kerk laughed. Kerk was a part of the band, nautrully, he was guitars also. " Yes, I am I sexy, or am I not?" Kerk sang. " Shut up, you guys." Dave said. Matt, Larisa, and Marisa nodded. Kerk and Brianna blushed. " Well, maybe sometime we'll be real rock stars. I would certinly have enough spare dollars for teenage stuff." Larisa twirled her hair nervously. " Don't worry, Lar, I always got three hundred dollars saved for you." Dave kissed Larisa on the cheek. Everybody went home. Kerk and Marisa went to insperation point. Marisa had no clothes on ( Kerk pulled them off [not even a bra or underpants!]) and Kerk still had his band uniform on. Marisa was also asleep unaware that she didn't have clothes on. " Marisa, you're so beautiful! I love you!" Kerk kissed her. Marissa woke up. " Kerk! You rotton peice of SHIT! You'r out of the band, buster!" Marisa put on her clothes and stomped off into town. The door slammed. | |
| Poor Kerk, he was very upset, but he realized that maybe Marisa wasn't for him, but he really did like her and she sure looked nice with no underpants on, but he was alot older than her, so maybe that was her problem. He had watched a movie where an older guy fucks with a much younger girl. . . 'maybe,' Kerk thought, 'that's what I should do.' | |
| "I shouldn't wash that girl's feet," thought Kerk. He knew Maresa wouldn't like it. "Maybe," he thought, "There's someone else out there...." | |
| At that point a German shepherd dog walked by. It seemed to be wearing polkadot underwear, white dots on a red ground. | |
| It was a wierd yet funny sight, one that I've never seen before. | |
| We got terribly suspiscious, and mae no attepmt to make a sound. | |
| But we didn't quite know what we were hiding from, at least I didn't. We only had this strange feeling of horrer. It was like a dream, but I knew it wasn't a dream... it couldn't be a dream! A shiver ran down my spine as we all got even more terrified.... | |
| WAIT A MUINITE STOP EVERYTHING WE HAVE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE STORY HERE!!! So, Kirk was watching a German Shepherd go by and wondering how on earth he would get a job now that he was out of the band (and by the way, what WAS fucking anyway? Had he done it to Maresa? was it against the law?) his mind was so full of questions, so suddenly it went blank. Then, on sudden impulse, he shouted, "JANE YOU RUINED MY STORY!! I HATE YOU!" Then he came out of his trance, and as he suddenly realized what he had just said, more questions poured into his mind. Who was Jane? He didn't have much of a story, did he? Even if he did, he doubted that jane would ruin it, whoever she was. And just why did he hate her? He had heard of spirits slowly taking over people..... maybe that was happening to him. His spirit, obviously, was holding a grudge against someone named Jane. He shivered as he thought.. he was being taken over by that spirit. Who knows what he would do next? Just then th most beuatiful woman he had ever seen in his life came forward. Kerk was stunned - literally. He gasped out, "Who are you?" The woman smiled, and said, I'm Janetinara Lizabethe Brownum. Call me Jane." Kirk's mind suddenly went blank again, and without knowing quite why, he he took his jacknife and plunged it into her heart. He could barely hear her death cry as he tumbled onto the sidewalk, unconcius. When he woke up he was in jail. | |
| He could here her voice. "Kirk, you shall DIE!?!" He was really breathing hard now. He sobbed hemorragically. 'I feel like a piece of Ghiardinelli chocolate and a Starbucks espresso,' he thought. | |
| He could feel the dead girl's icy breath as her demonic voice filled the small, cold cell. "Oh man! I really want some chocolate!" Kirk thought to himself. | |
| He smacked himself. 'Wow, that last writer was pretty weird', he thought, '...okay, back to that normal stuff...I'm talking to myself. I must be crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room full of rubber snakes. Snakes? Snakes make me crazy.' Wow, that was weird. Okay. 'I'm back in the cell now, I'm okay, I'm okay...' Kirk was desperate to get out. And get Ghiardinelli's, of course. But that was beside the point... | |
| As he stared into the opaque darkness of the blackened cell Kirk fell a chill. The kind everyone feels as an unseen doom creeps silently closer and closer and closer reaching out frigid fingers of death to encase unsuspecting victims. | |
| He looked around his prisson cell. He was sitting in a tiny, greyish bed. There was a hole in the wall (NOT big enough to crawl through) which, he guessed, he would get his food through. He noticed a newspaper on the ground and read the headline. "MAN COMMITS SECOND DEGREE MURDER!!! Kerk Oloquesta killed Janetina Brownum yesterday! His trial will be tommorow!" Kerk checked the date of the newspaper. October 30. That was yesterday... so Kerk's trial was today! He hadn't even seen his lawyer! This was totally unfair. But what was Kerk going to do about it? | |
| "Mr. Lartiel, we have a visitor." Jon, his cell gaurd, said. Kerk looked up. "Yeah?" Kerk said hoarsely. " Jon, Kerk and I would love to be alone." a woman said. She was wearing a black dress, Kerk guessed she had no bra on because her dress drooped along her breasts. Jon walked away. " Kerk, you want to get out of jail, right? By the way, I'm Anita." she was drooping so low so he could see her breasts completely. Kerk reached out to sqeeze her breasts gently. " Follow me." Anita led him to a trap door in the cell. "Meet you at the front door." Anita went to see Old Saint Margill. He was a sick man, just dying to have sex. He even was gay, too. " Hello, Margill." Anita drooped low so he could see her breasts (by the way, Margill was in a cell). Margill reached out. Anita held her breath. Everytime he did this, it hurt. Margill's hand clomped down on her breast. | |
| Meanwhile, Kerk was walking away when his mind suddenly went blank. "FREIDA, YOU RUINED MY REPUTATION! I HATE YOU!!!" "Oh no," he thought, "Here we go again......... | |
| I CAN'T BELIEVE I DUMPED HER AGAIN. EVERYONE AT SCHOOL WILL HATE ME ONCE AGAIN. | |
| (I THINK I JUST WENT OUT OF MY MIND ANITA'S BREASTS DO THAT TO ME I HATE IT I PISSES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. ANY HOT CHICKS DO THAT TO ME) OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THEY I GUESS I AM BEING TAKIN TO BE EXUCUTED SHIT EXECUTED. !!!!!!!I'M GOING TO DIE!!!!!!! | |
| oh no | |
| Then after some more gratuitous compliments, they remembered that they had not used condoms but actual water ballons to pummel their limited number of partners. Within a few months, they had all become very positive. "if only we had been developed into well-rounded, believable characters who had other motivations and aspirations in their lives, maybe we would not have resorted to the tired plotlines that have led to our downfall..." | |
| But, said a dark stranger peering from a frosted and cracked window into their sad, pathetic, undeveloped lives, "i can make you free." The HIV positive heroes staggered bleary eyed to the weathered paine of glass, and outside was a figure unlike any they had seen before. Lithe and wiry, crowned with raven black hair, he hovered in the window, suspending God and Nature's law, forcing the universe to allow him his will. All were captivated by his steele blue eyes that burned with an unnatural flame, glowing blue like a hot flame, they beconed the HIV heroes onto the fire escape. They beckoned them further, onto the railing, they called for one more step, and off to their grisly deaths they fell, broken bones echoed in the night air. Gabriel, the dark stranger, entered their room... | |