Reflections on the Surface of a Toe Nail

Reflections on the Surface of a Toe Nail

Chapter 2

     The Story The Authors
"OUCH!" she said as the bricks hit her. none
"ouch" she said again. none
"It hurts when I hit myself in the head with this hammer over and over! Maybe I shouldn't do it any more!" Danielle Carpenter
But then again, I do enjoy the nice colors I see. Oh, look! Whatís that coming towards me? Bob
"Itís a naked woman," said Dave. "Stay there; sheís mine." none
"Ouch!" He said as she hit him with her purse. "What are you doing in the woman's bathroom?" the woman said. none
He replied intoxicatingly! "I have to sit somewhere." none
"ta theli o collasoo" replied the incensed iraqi wardrobe extra! Fred Talbot
then suddenly a shakesperian dressed avon lady suspicously entered the room consealing a 38 in her green tights Ruby
she wore me down slowly but I beckoned Father Tom to plead his case on the pillows in the shade of the corn syryp Elliot
He told her that life was sometimes like that, she should go to the edge of the ocean and plead her case. Andrea Larson Ripley
Please make me learn to drive this damn Porche. I have taken out three yuppies walking down the street. One was headed for the Gap store, the others were going to shop at a Walmart, for Kathy Lee dresses. I gave them everything in my piggy bank. They still were not satisfied. They wanted more to cover their credit card debt. Can you believe, they walked away, without a scratch? Andrea Larson Ripley
Down the street I see another yuppie couple. Ooohh! These are special, too. They are doing the little known yuppie mating dance. It consists of showing each other their K-Mart clothes labels. v
Oh well. As I continued down the street I came upon a midget who kept repeating "Su mono es en fuego." Which, when translated means 'Your monkey is on fire." I wondered why he said this. After all, I had left my monkey at home that day. How could he have known about it? I then figured that I would do the world a favor by running him over in my imitation Batman car. There are only two existing in the world you know. Yafah
The first is the all encompassing desire for beer, and the second is the way that the toast always lands butter-side-down. Oh well, I thought, just go for a walk in the park, and see if you can scare the ducks... Jon Nice
But it's all so confusing. If the Post Office can deliver First Class letters in a day, what do they do with Second Class letters for the other day? Does the fridge light really go out when you shut the door? Is there really an old man who follows you around and throws diced carrots into the pool when you're sick? I sat and pondered these matters until I was aware of the presence of a young woman by my shoulder. Masked Flamingo
The young woman informed me: "I am a mind reading psychopath that the police are using to find out your thoughts. I am taking you to my leader. Play it again Sam!" I looked with bewildermaent as I was dragged away. Emily
I was taken to the mental hospital where they made me recite idioms until I went crazy. Bart
While I was insane, I ate the fruit off an entire tree, then vomited on the nurses shoes and stockings. Lowi@aol.com
While I was insane, I ate the fruit off an entire tree, then vomited on the nurses shoes and stockings. I was shocked when she bent down to taste the vomit, then, licking her lips, grabbed the tablespoon off my lunch tray and began to eat my puke. "These people are crazy," I thought, and lept from my bed. I sailed Superman-style out the open window, not realizing that I was on the eighth floor. "Boy, I can sympathize with Liam now," I thought, standing and brushing myself off, amazed that I was still alive. I took off down the dark alley, my bare ass showing through the slit in the back of my paper gown. Lowi@aol.com
Little did I know that right behind me was something I couldn't explain. I looked down and all of a sudden there was this girl. This girl was not a normal girl, which anyone could see by looking at her. She was blue, had long nappy dreds, and three breasts. As she began to speak, I notice she was not even from this planet. She told me she was the princess of a distant planet. This planet was called Freakatron. She told me her name on Freakatron was Super Freak, but on Earth she is known as Latarya Harris. We didn't talk much afterwards because how much talking could we do while her mouth was on my d*$k! none


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