The Figs of May - Carpe Testicularum

The Figs of May - Carpe Testicularum

Chapter 10

     The Story The Authors
I was disussing this with a friend of mine. I showed her an article that was in the paper about him. I expect her to find it appalling an have a megga bitch about guys like that, i didn't expect this. All of a sudden, her eyes began to fil with tears, her face turned a slight pale red, she began to breathe really unstable. I knew she was hurting inside and yet I did not Know why.

I asked her to tell me. I trusted her with everything so I knew that she would trust me with this. She began her story. This unfamilar and yet very interesting man came walking my way at a bar one night. I don't normally go to bars and yet I decided to tonight. He walked up to me, catching my eye, that also being unusual for i usually only go for guys I know extremely well. He asked me to dance, we danced all night, he took me home to his place. Here... She stoped. I urged her to go on. But she just kept repeatedly saying Here...Here... Eventually she told me. Here I was raped.

It was my first time with a man. And ever since even though it hurts me so, I feel a kind of love for him. It was three months ago. And yesterday I discovered I was pregnant.
Kesi-Maree
I immediately placed the unborn child for sale on eBay. By 9:00 AM this morning the high bid was $75,800. There was no doubt in my mind that giving up this child was not worth that amount. I wanted $500,000. Not a cent less. Annie Laurie
I was scared----not just nervous, but
deep- frightened. It took an act of
concious will for me to attack with a
tightneing overwhelming feeling of
suffocation.
shocks were controlled by a device
The year was 2081 before God and
anybody else stonger or quicker

kneeling down to its edge
more arrived and glide in
i also wanted to wait for a bug
to annihilate it self
and play ump the encyplogist
I visit of course for bugs
my query was
bocretion
"Does squashing a spider really make it rain?" Jammer
Not unless your mother is a landmark for passing tourists. Douglas Shaddams
said the frantic belgam house wife as he descretly entered the abandoned warehouse. Christina
"Oh my lord of the dance" yelled persilla from her 20 story apartment building yep
"yes, it is I...and as a symbol of our love I am writing our names on the wall as I urinate while doing a jig."

Just then, a dirty bum emerged from behind a dumpster beside the love struck artist. "I'm all for romance, but can't you profess your love farther down so I don't get this golden shower spray?"
Lance Goodthrust
"Some days deal us a worse hand than others." he spoke still staring at the wall. "But today, my good man," he chortled, "Urine luck!" garrison
....And on and on she prattled to Aben in a misguided attpempt to relax him into his Bridal Chamber duties. She told him wanton stories of attempts on her virtue that she had rebuffed and whispered softly into his ear 27 different ways she could pleasure him now that they were man and wife. Aben's blush grew deeper and deeper, but alas, his male member grew not. Lully giggled again.
Aben cursed inwardly again. The giggling the embarassment of the bridal sheet which he would be expected to fly outside the chamber window like some truimphal flag of conquest. And here with this brazen wife of his and her infernal giggles. How was a man supposed to concentrate on tumescence with that voice buzzing into his ear about all sorts of sinful things. (And long and hard he prepared himself, so liked to claim to himself, at the flesh market of Madame Lassfah. Nearly every penny he earned peddling dates, olives and dried fish in the market place was spent at Madame Lassfah's. The shriveled old Madame herself often attending his sessions and tutoring him on the many pleasures to be taken from a woman's body. "Put your hand here and squeeze" she'd croak grasping his wrist within one of her bony talons would place it for him on one of the delightfully plump and pleasing flanks of Martika, his second favorite of Madame Lassfah's stable. He had learned much about the pleasure of a woman under the good Madame's tutelage. And spent a small but thoroughly delightful fortune in the process.)
Lanark


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