DIE you gravy sucking pig	
 dishes are misses in disguise just wash and see what they hide	
 be not the slave of words thomas carlyle	
 you watch the television in vain, laughing in pride	
 he will laugh as you write in the margin, you worshipor	julia
 this is magic stuff	
 God has but one name	Simon Lundin
 give it a rest	
 And it's one you best not defame	turkey@thanksgiving.com
 Do you like my vest?	
 my virtue is so grand	RMayfair
 surely you jest?	KELLY
 I'll walk on up to the promised land	Thelonious Sphere Monk
 I will not fear death nor quest, till Birnam wood come to Budapest	
 I shake off the snake, yet do not make haste	Jamie Kinchsular
 Life is like a chocolate marshmallow coke	Albin
 get it off!  Get it off!	Dibbzers
 I like to sniff glue, and like to eat paste	Libby
 'er the moonlight grows pale	Andre' A. Quillen
 And rummage through drawers in haste	
 male salesman wants fall in glove 	Mijail
 to fail in love, to fall in lord	
 And every time push comes to shove--	JeRK!
 to finish last	willow
 your ugly you know it so get down and show it	leeda
 If I were a punk rocker life would be idillyc	Jill
 that I am, but I admit it	glue
 It would be a whole lot of static	
 What is, was--but I can dig it!	Pat Lenz
 Who am I to with that upon another	bub
 SO NOW I STRUM A STRING OR TWO	CLIFFORD ST. JAMES
 Hark how the bells sweet silver bells all seem to say throw cares away	One seems to hear words of good cheer filling the air
 Christmas is here bringing good cheer to young and old meek and the boldŠ  Oh who am I kidding?  This is such a fuckin' poem!  Quote, "This has nothing to do with the poem, but I'm having sexŠ" Give me a break!  Immature idiots! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA	Oh how they pound
 But then you say don't throw them away you may need them some day	
 don't worry be happy	Anis
 So I ate the piece of paper.	
 Matt Matt is a bat	Ben
 ben ben he is a hen	Ben
 Oh how he squawks about voluptuousness of Sherylin Fenn!	
 Oh, much to tell, I don't know how to begin!	Someone
 POEM for the masses, huh. This sucks!	
 but I am one of the asses, so I suck too!
 The following is my little poem:	Echo
 Love is like a fragil flower,	Echo
 beautiful as it may be,	Echo
 It can fade, though not easily.	Echo
 Love is like a rainbow,	Echo
 bright against the sky.	Echo
 Love is like a single star, on a summer nigh. 	Echo
 I am such a juicy pink ham!The air about you buzzing like a fly	
 Settling on the turgid surface and tasting   salty and wet.	t.s.elliot
 I'm the coolest, most groovy person the face of this earth!	Miranda
 Be nice to girls.	Horsegirl
 This is the start of a new rebirth.	
 vulgarity is just hostility subsumed	
 my name is jim, and I give good hugs, I'm not your friend if you do drugs	jim
 Music for the mind, Muzak for the arms	Eric
 Umm. Some people are SICK!	sick of sickos
 the world is dead inside	no one..
 Everywhere I go, my shadow laughs from me	Antonio Pelaez
 get out , get out do not hide	Andreas
 I have measured my life with the echoes of phantom mockery	JC
 because, you know, the world is so wide	
 the end	ok
 You must lose weigth to fit inside	Carolyn Yent
 and so I continued on my way	joe
 SO DON'T HAVE ME BY YOUR SIDE!	JULIE
 Or any place you may abide	mindy
 Or anything your soul may hide	Farrukh
 And with my horse's rear, I shall confide	
 It's time to flee, the penguins are attacking	Hue
 that there has never been a place so far	aljoscha
 The cries of sickness will call wrath	Bubba Manchusa
 Leftist Nazi maggot - die, die, die	fox@wport.com
 A friend in need... is a bummer	ola
 There is a thrill in hostility	bill
 Whore's chill... a highway restaurant	bill
 What was once me... and thee.	Gogglepuemer
 where omellets reign like roaring flames	Steve Masler
 Is now thee and he	mike
 pig	sara
 making love in the tree.	leslie zak
 which is very fat and maybe big	Phoebe
 Orion is my God	Pyrrha
 I just ate an entire pig.	
 Pamela Anderson has a silicone inflated bod	Shan
 and he danced the whole night through	ed
 She gave my friend a nod.	Spazzy
 and he heard a cow say moo!!	
 and told me not to sob.	
 but what could I do?	
 I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed,	
 But laugh at you	Beth
 all night long	Danielle Veilleux
 all night long	pig
 I hear your song	
 You	MONA  MARZBAN
 outside	mona
 like the cow that says "moo"	jean dough
 your admission was denied	dr. pepper
 loving	
 The world is an oyster and I am the knife that breaks the shell away.	Nocilis
 since January, February, June or July.	Leon Redbone
 The mollusk's cool grey flesh lies still in its pearly bed, quivering, lemon-juiced	Kitty
 I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I CANNOT LIE.	EMILY
 on the moose	
 but this is an acception you ugly guy!	
 pain	
 I might start to cry.	
 to be a great missionary to china	
 the earth is no plase for you, socity sighs, the world is askew	Rick Sawyer
 i must be from tina on this lovely day	nancy
 But do you care, my friend, do you care I ask you?	Kathryn Draght
 hei	Anonymus Bard of the Apocalypse
 Yes friend I do, why yes I do.	Travis
 Dear, dear, dear	Linda
 What a jealous sky	Otong
 I fried the cat again I fear	
 When the wind is blowing	YUYUN
 I love my home town so much	Budi
 MORE AND MORE...MORE...MORE...MORE...MORE.......ORE......RE.......E....MORE PEOPLE DIE FOR NOTHING	JIN DAN JUN
 I love my toys and such	
 GRACE MY SUPPER TABLE MAGGAT HEAD	NAOMI SIMILA-DICKINSON
 but sometimes i have to much. when I an through the bad part is cleaning my room.	Stephanie Rose
 People look at me and say. How ugly can one person be, but they don,t know the real me. They don't look inside to notice what I hide. They don,t notice when I cry, but hurt deep inside. No one notices that what they say can hurt, but at times I feel like dirt. Everyday when I look in the mirror I don't understand what the people see. But, then images come to me, and I can not make up my mind if what they see is UGLY ME.	Stephanie Rose
 You are a nut	
 only echoes of the sky, open wide	glc
 Like A cracked Loser	DoDo
 You all Suck Losers so go to Hell, All of You	No Comment
 I fervishly abused her	Who??
 Well, look who's talking anal hole head.	Angered cool kid
 I fervishly abused her	Who??
 your mouth does leak word worst than the dead	
 Love me Love me Say that you Love me	
 Terror comes in many forms.the terror u see inside u is one.the terror inside me is another.	the reaper
 when all else seems pointless, love is all that makes sense...	Khrystal
 'tis the little things in life I love the most;	Stephen
 just like finding your long-lost contact lens	Emilio
 I look for a loveletter in the post	alien
 When The life you cherish is taken away what will you do fight and die or cower like the rat you are?	Nocilis
 I would rather die than live a lie!	Nocilis
 For in all of your knoiwledge you posess no true understanding.	diggi
 for understanding is just a series of cocentic circles	Nancy Muller
 Loving Your Soulmate	Cindi
 My daughter Didi	Mom
 And so for a time we gathered the cheese 	Joshua
 stars in porno that is seedy	popeye the sailorman toot toot
 Altough the smell was unbearable	
 Help the children who are needy	
 bubble gum is cgewy	derry
 don't sit and watch; learn not to be greedy	Angela Forbes
 jump in with both feet	Janie
 Go get somethin' to eat	
 and don't be afraid to cut your fingers	Inirida
 I really think my Katie is neat	
 Because I am the Queen of Plinger!	Auds Guerrero
 I hope the poem keeps the beat	
 I will give you a shiner	
 because bad poems can't stand the heat	ttoms
 nothing could be finer	jonders
 than me and you together	Lena
 only love can break a heart	
 Only dreams can break a man	JCL
 There was a boy at our school , who thought he was terribly cool.	  Shelly
 There was a boy at our school , who thought he was terribly cool. he wore fancy jeans strode around with the teens , but ended up playing the fool	  Shelly
 For she is the one but not the two that's us and I don't want to hear 3	Bubba
 I I have been standing on the shoulders of giants.	Gregg
 3 is not me or you or she, Yet I am not the third which is we	Chrissy
 while he pours ice-cream down his pants by the pints	silver
 Yes Jman is the king	Jason
 As I stroke my shlong I scream out Shwing!!!!!!!!	Ed
  On a dark and gloomy night everyone was out of sight.I woke up all sad and surrow I can't wait for tomorrow.	michelle
 Didn't you stroke before you went and poked?	Beavis
 tomorrow may never come, but at least I have marshmellows	lumbojoy
 knocked over a lamp and in the dark for it I groped	Me
 The beautiful trees will die, as their leaves turn reds and yellows	Mikey 
 Ta da, he said, winking	
 today a new day has dawned,there will be none the same I fear	Jay Pantry
 his left eye with an incredibly strong noise	alejandra
 None the same, and none different.  The end of it all draws near	Jessica
 shot forth and perceived ......	
 A poem like a scar to the spirit	
 funky street groove masses on the move	frankie bean
 as a person of the night livin oh so smooth 	frankie bean
 fuckin freaks have your fun, as your shot with my gun , better run!!!	frankie z bean
 How the fates mock me! A travesty has my life become! Fear me world, for I have arrived.	Marlin D. Back
 The world is a sickly black puddle of slime that sticks to the bottom of my shoe, my what a world we live in.	Kyrinn
 A self important pedant is how I could be described!	Sergio
 I understand this night as it passes by	pablito
 O.J., his wife he did slay	Gobi
 A horse cannot eat or fry	Voula
 and her friend he took for a human filet	Fuhrman
 To hell before we die when our story to tell before we fly has been far gorier	Phil Whirlington
 Part man, part dog, part woman, a kobolditic hermaphroditic paralytic,	Phil Gurlington
 i want to suck the marrow out of life	
 Scratch my back and don't miss a spot	
 Spend your time doing, this is your life, not being	rainbowbrother
 If you do, I'll throw you in the burning pot!	
 Dare not, spare not, care not for you ought not get caught a lot. Hence!	Spoticus
 Spoticus! What in God's name are you trying to say?	Portemus
 Hey! You guys are ruinin' this wonderful poem, this work of art, with your silliness.	Bob the poem cop
 it swept in all the world and every turning	
 Hmmph!	
 though it set most stomachs churning	Gav
 friendship	Ruina
 i was still urning	annomous
 an everlasting trial; rogue warriors, comrades at arms, partners in philology	Lt. Chevron Fullerton
 while the witch was churning	
 but in this reality, how could we ever find penance?	Martin
 while the witch was churning	
 If we always leave our damned glasses behind	
 I am a worm	
 Truely I am	
 As I like green grass	
 And I am scared of crows	
 I am just a worm	
 A small little worm	
 But I like life, my dear, I truely do	
 THAT TRIED TO SWIRM LEFT US BEHIND A BIG OLD GERM	
 IF NOT FOR GOD I WOULd BE JUST LIKE YOU	
 A big old firm worm	Stephanie Hebenthal
 ugly bloodsucking worm	Stephanie Hebenthal
 is like an erect penis having fun	Anj
 I slide it slowly on my lashes	
 thick and clogy black	meagan
 i had some footballs they were nashes	madman
 sick and soggy, Jack	Jimboloya Panasatti
 they gave my hands some ugly gashes	jen
 skinny as a jew	adora
 there once was a boy and his name was roy and he always ate beans of soy>	cyber bob
 jewish jewish	Top Secret
 AND HORNY AS HELL	Top Secret
 A lady, called Astrid, was swell	Astrid
 i stepped on a duck	i am me and who are you?
 but oh what luck	i am me and who are you?
 just what i needed, to fuck a duck	i am me and who are you?
 so what? you're stuck?	me too is you?
 let me let me, i wanna suck	
 anyone out there? it's 7:40 eastern  2-25-97 ya shmuck!	
 oh you are a pitiful nut	
 ya i'm here so what? 	
 what is this a poem or a messed up mixed up flubbed up rut?	
 THIS IS DEFINATELY NOT A POEM 	
 CRY ME A RIVER	
 the vales, the hills, the dales, I roam	Soame
 fry me a liver	hoodoo
 fry me a river	somea
 buy thee a river	Frumpkin de Boulevard
 I have houses in my liver	Chris
 once free and flowing	Torrejon
 the beast is an old worn shoe	cat
 twice green and growing	Dolph Dreysworth
 LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE TOO!	HEATHER RISTON
 Cyber geeks are perverts.	george
 They coughed up their burnt lungs in clots.	A Rad Rocker
 I love you more than anything	Mazzy
 I love ice cream, especially sherbert	Mazzy
 Sonny Crack Corn, and I don't care	monte
 the person loves sherbet	Catherine Lux
 YOU REALLY SUCKKKKKKK	cATHERINE
 as long as someone else serves it	Cheyenne
 alot	
 you can wonder whether you deserve it	Ike Pencilpusher
 alot	
 Squelching through the ooze of chaos	Bonnie
 potnot	caleb
 By a big  feild of  cows	Zach
 But the evening was so darned hot	Gail
 tumbling gleefully, yet cautiously	David B. Thomas
 And her pleated skirt was insulting	Keith
 mumbling "hee huh lee, met Sasha's fee"	Glump Mastadon
 Awash in thought I ran so far away	Rich Sumrall
 to be or not to be that is the question	lacey
 To never love tommorw or today.	Amy Finocchiaro
 yah, but the real question is why do you wanna know	
 I weep of the sorrow I will feel the morrow.	
 here you come!	Laurien
 But don't worry, i'll shoot her tomorrow	Luke (thorcfd@aol.com)
 BE QUIET MY MINIONS, I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE INSIGNIFICANT BEINGS YOU ARE, YOU PEONS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i WILL GET YOU AS SOON AS I LEAVE THE INSANE ASLYM	joseph zachary the XVIII
 Hi Fely, I love you	Jerry
 OK YOU DO THAT BUD, AND WHEN YOU COME INTRODUCE YOURSELF AS THE WIZARD OF OZ OK?	SAFIRE
 my gun, a seeming blaze of fire, blasted my love for the hairy banana	Brian
 what do you mean, I don't understand,why do you have such a trembeling hand?	Mall Rat
 my song, a beaming haze of choir, outlasted my love for, uh, Larry Tanana	Stin-Ky Shi-Thead
 Mary was here, she gave me a blow, couldn't stop Mary, she had me on show	Edds
 the sound grows, heightens, just as my love for Eric Joseph Wright	Nikki
 I stood by myself, upon the fourth shelf. I was all alone, without even a pone.	MAYA
 the sneaky low smuck	anthony
 My saddness, unjust.  My spirit bit the dust.  	Autumn K
 the leaky cow-duck	Boston Brand
 As I must have lust before I rust	Jack Hebenstreit
 so forgive me Love if I cry in your shower, so forgive me Love for the salt in your bed, so forgive me Love, if I cry all afternoon.......Alanis Morrisette	
 Uncle Joe rolled the red bicycle to the cliff's edge, and wheeled it over the edge,	Simpson Lee Nott
 I ate the last of the cake	sHANNON
 Joe fell down and broke his crown and along with him, the ledge	Jessica Edwards
 And as I tasted each crumb, I cried for it's sake	Julia
 Joe sells hounds and smokes his rounds and a long stiff whim, cabbage	Croiky Svekchar
 And said oh how I would love a milkshake	
 He said ,did he ,said him	KV
 Well, then go to the doctor!	
 Peace Ed, hid thee, Red Shem	Clanton Crockett
 The day the Mighty Platypus thought he could save the world	Mar
 He danced around this amazing feat	Mar
 Oh how it spun and how it whirled	Mar
 Right beneath his very feet	Mar
 the child's top spun around in circles, faster and faster, and...	question
 sat tiny tim under a sheet,  He knew that without the flobie his life would not be complete	The 2 Heathers
 spinning round and spinning,it is sublime	
 Roma,ilcentro,la via,la folla,la gente......Una donna,uno sguardo,un momento,tutto......più niente.	Enzodaniele
 i find myself wondering how this time.	
 Sheisen. Ya mum scarpetcta	juls
 I came upon a maiden so fine	Kelly
 Here, in the dark night, weep, remembering another song	Ranney
 She was as thin as twine	Robin Hood
 People started to pong	Stinky
 And a friend a mine	Robert
 And a friend a mine	Robert
 my friend is nice and sometimes she's mean sometimes you gotta be seen	catucker
  I SAY DUMP THE BITCH AND GET WITH A QUEEN ***	wouldn't you like to know....
 a pussy so neat, such a pleasure to eat	James W. Firt
 so little respect, I am willing to bet	James W. Firt
 if I finish by ten, I will eat it again!!!!!!!	J.W.C.Firt
 will ever result from the INTERNET	tfs
 Exclamation points!!!!!	gw
 I think I shall never see, a poem as lovely as digital circuitry!	JSittinger
 but after all, i never sang out loud	Vampyre
 Me, I'm a proponent of surface components!	Steve Smith
 To kiss this tin salt institution	Mike
 Technology has lost its virgin innocence.	Arjun Rau
 You piss in halting revolutions	Stammerin' Jake Henslow
 And so have I	Nublu
 Spilling seed while feeling repulsions	Nathan Huff
 Bandit owls, slaves sized too small to worship, rugged to the last drop	Newt Gingrich
 Shelley	michael
 Find themselves unable to restrain or stop	Cylik (Erik)
 And then she sold me a contract to deliver on my promise, oh yeah, 	Vague Son
 when donuts are near cops	Brent Baldwin
 slapped stacia in the head	sabrina
 old flank steak makes a rank shake	Jimmy Hoffa
 stupid little bitch, wouldn't make no bread	Cristine
 Why am I such a fake?	Country Apple Body Cream
 Someone should cut off Natalie Morgan's head	shan
 Painted mirrors of blue and green.	brett klukan
 Off her head!	Bjorno Oberzinski
 Nothing is what it may seem	Jessica Nash
 And next, she's dead!	
 Everything has a little bit of something and nothing combined	Jode
 I just point my gun point it to her head and what do you know	poeticguy
 big little you name how I eat lots of turkey cola git up hog lift yourself	poeticguy
 nipples	lifti
 Calumpschious bumbledings forry orry del a shayorkusay	Bow LeMoovmont
 perchance, a nipple; a nipple to lick, a nipple to kiss, a nipple to cuddle, a nipple to . . .	Bingo Mapes
 grawky liskerivious rumbersnartles raghellindti lotundra	Kelly
 Mrs.Barnea	Lyuba
 Lacivious wretchings upon vinyl, frothing acetate climbing, crawling, needing.	way-man
 has dihareea	anon
 PAIN SLIPS IN MY MIND AS YOU SLIP OUT OF THE DOOR	LILY
 what?	ruby
 even the clever does foul deeds whenever